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[Grakelin]

I am those people but more so than the poster before me.

I am the biggest of those people.

We're talking about awesome people, not nerds.

[Jackrabbit]

I know. I am here. Fear not.

[ein]

I didn't feel at all awkward when my mom told me that, not only would she be fine with me watching porn, but she would also help me sort out the crap from the good stuff.

[Blargityblarg]

Dammit ein, now I feel awkward for you.

Also, I am one of those people in many fields.

[Realmfighter]

I haven't played DF for over 2 months.

[Blargityblarg]

Likewise. I'm considering starting a fort up once I'm done with the 360 games I just borrowed from my brother.

[Realmfighter]

My mother caught me with her porn stash.

I shat bricks.

[Jackrabbit]

Really? You've been awarded the greatest advantage ever over your mother. Stand up, hands on hips, throw the porn at her feet and shout "Just WHAT is all this young lady?"

Just her expression would be glorious.

Also wait also. I know this is a personal question, and I also know you may have answered it before, but are you gay? I wouldn't ask except I'm doubtful your mother has porn of other women.

[Duke 2.0]

 Unless it was a woman who liked straight porn.

 And yeah, never got into the stuff for my own reasons. And one of them was the fact that I know I would stumble upon smut involving my cherished characters from everywhere, so no risk of them dying to me.

[Jackrabbit]

Unless it was a woman who liked straight porn.

Oh right yeah.

I don't think I'm thinking straight, that was fairly obvious.

[ILikePie]

My mother caught me with her porn stash.

This, people, is a prime example of why you should never ever store porn on your computer, ever.
Oh wait, I thought it was on her computer... move along people, move along.

Keeping hard copies is even worse though.

[Realmfighter]

It was straight porn.

What was worse is she confronted me in the most passive-aggressive way imaginable. After she found it, she just left it out on my desk. Never said a word.

Also, they were Penthouse and Hustler.

[ToonyMan]

Men are always the ones shown with porn.

[Grakelin]

It was straight porn.

What was worse is she confronted me in the most passive-aggressive way imaginable. After she found it, she just left it out on my desk. Never said a word.

Also, they were Penthouse and Hustler.

Whose porn was it?

[Forumsdwarf]

My mother caught me with her porn stash.

I shat bricks.

Holy s -- your mom has a porn stash?  That's ... that's just awesome  ... if I found out my gf had a porn stash I'd marry her.

LOL, 6 new replies while I wrote that ... you seem to have the hottest topic on the forum.  Well done!