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[Jackrabbit]

My mother caught me with her porn stash.

This, people, is a prime example of why you should never ever store porn on your computer, ever.
Oh wait, I thought it was on her computer... move along people, move along.

Keeping hard copies is even worse though.

What the... what the hell? How did you manage to make that mistake? I didn't quote him, so you can't have accidentally messed up whilst editing and I never said that in my post, so how did you manage that?

That's kind of impressive, actually.

[Realmfighter]

He quoted you, and he changed the message to what i wrote.

[Jackrabbit]

But how? I mean, maybe he was trying to make it look like I said it as a joke, but I don't think so. Did he just quote someone at random?

[Realmfighter]

I don't know. I just thought that was the most likely situation.

[ILikePie]

What the... what the hell? How did you manage to make that mistake? I didn't quote him, so you can't have accidentally messed up whilst editing and I never said that in my post, so how did you manage that?

That's kind of impressive, actually.

What? that is very impressive.
I was going to comment on something you said a bit earlier, I changed my mind and swapped, or thought I swapped, it out with a quote by realmfighter. But like I said, nothing to see here, move along folks.

God, you guys post quickly, I can barely get one reply out and you people post something like two or three each.

[Pandarsenic]

I have a stripe fetish. I'm attracted to girls wearing striped clothing, but only if the stripes are horizontal. I have no idea how I acquired that fetish, though.

As strange as this is, you're not alone. I share this trait.

Edit: Strangeness is not the fetish, it's the sharing-of.

[Realmfighter]

It is the secret nerd Technic Tree Post.

Very difficult.

[Siquo]

We're talking about awesome people, not nerds.

It does not matter. We are all those people, to someone else, just as everyone will have one of those people, to them. There can only be one at the top, and one at the bottom. So no matter how well I did in my life, there'll always be someone else who did it better...

[Jackrabbit]

You probably shouldn't read too much into what he said, it was a friendly punch on the shoulder type joke.

[Siquo]

I know, I make those same jokes (superiority complex masking a low self esteem, but if you're really blunt and obvious about it most people won't see it as arrogance). Nevertheless, it's good to realise that a lot of times, people look up to you. It's just "not done" to tell them.

[CJ1145]

These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last few times
Silly me
So now I gotta give you part 3 of my confessions...

I hate Darker and Edgier comic books. The Dark Knight Returns? Hate it. Watchmen? Bored me. Deadpool? Well, he's funny now, so I guess he gets a free pass for the time being...

On a sharp hypocritical contrast with this hatred, I love almost everything by Alan Moore that isn't Watchmen. I'm just getting into a series called Tom Strong, looks really interesting.

[Lordinquisitor]

Eh, let`s see..

I have absolutely no Rhythm. I can`t even clap a 4/4 tact.

I learned english by visiting english sites like this one. I never listened to my english teachers, yet i know more words than they do.

I almost never listen to any teacher.

I seldom drink alcohol and dislike beer; but i love mead.

I know more pornsites than normal websites.

I constantly chuckle and make bad jokes.

Whenever someone says "Oh God!" I say "Yes?" or "You can call me XY."

I lie about the size of a certain bodypart. (But honestly, who doesn`t?)

I dislike cold showers.

I can`t grow a proper beard. Seriously that`s a disability.. My beard totally grows irregular.

Skinny girls turn me off, but also obese ones.

I never show my teeth when smiling. Barin your teeth while smiling looks ugly and stupid, imo.

Well, that`s for the moment.

[Kogan Loloklam]

I think that Grailkin's example of a good confession on the very first post went over the line of what should be acceptable.

Phew, I'm glad I got that off my chest! It was eating me alive.

Confessions that could get you prosecuted are bad ideas.

[Sir Pseudonymous]

Saying "Yo G I drank when I was a teenager" isn't prosecutable.

[Siquo]

Saying "Yo G I drank when I was a teenager" isn't prosecutable.

That depends on the country. Stealing however, is illegal in most if not all countries.