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[UnrealJake]

Dump 300 barrel loads of pure alcohol into the ocean.
Set it on fire.
That will show those mermaids who's the boss.

Because capturing, breeding them and butchering them for their bones doesn't show them who is boss already?

[tastypaste]

Dump 300 barrel loads of pure alcohol into the ocean.
Set it on fire.
That will show those mermaids who's the boss.

Because capturing, breeding them and butchering them for their bones doesn't show them who is boss already?

Setting things on fire, preferably under magma (but exploding booze will do in a pinch) is how a dwarf marks its territory.

[tomas1297]

Dump 300 barrel loads of pure alcohol into the ocean.
Set it on fire.
That will show those mermaids who's the boss.

Because capturing, breeding them and butchering them for their bones doesn't show them who is boss already?

Fire is manly.

[Inspiration]

Hmm. Magma got me thinking...

Magma+Beer=???

"Urist McBeerlover cancels drink: Licking walls"

[tomas1297]

Also,on my previous point,admit it - making a fortress in a burned out ocean would be awesome.

[Shrike]

Booze waterfall anyone?

That's the most important part of my distillery... No other fortress mixes their booze by waterfall.

Sorry, watched "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" a few days ago, and that is what jumped to mind.

More importantly, could a true dwarf drown in 7/7 dwarven wine...?

[UnrealJake]

He would drink it in his lungs of course!

[Askot Bokbondeler]

urist and the booze factory...

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do

[Psieye]

Assuming we're happy with something unrealistic like the present cave-in system as a quick fix, the issue of multiple fluids can be resolved with the quick but unrealistic fix of "no mixing ever - they just float on top of each other like oil and water". There would probably need to be something extra coded to handle cases of say, 2/7 water + 1/7 blood + 1/7 booze tiles all sloshing around but in principle this would then allow for a multi-fluid system.

[UnrealJake]

Well as toady put it, squares are JUST big enough to fit one dwarf in, but they can also fit 1000 dragons as long as 999 of them are lying down, so I expect 7/7 water and 7/7 vomit could probably be on the same square...

[Schilcote]

Also,on my previous point,admit it - making a fortress in a burned out ocean would be awesome.

Expidition Leader: Akist Ryan.

Mechanics Workshop -> Make Big Daddy.

Urist McScience has created Incinerate, an artifact Plasmid!

I got a million of them.

[Megaman]

Must, resist, urge, to make, Rapture, fortress...

[Schilcote]

Must, resist, urge, to make, Rapture, fortress...

You can resist all you want, I'm going to go do it right now.

[UnrealJake]

Everyone has made a rapture fortress now and then, just on accident is all

[Psieye]

Well as toady put it, squares are JUST big enough to fit one dwarf in, but they can also fit 1000 dragons as long as 999 of them are lying down, so I expect 7/7 water and 7/7 vomit could probably be on the same square...

Hmm that's interesting, so the fluids would completely ignore each other and flow around as if the others weren't even there? I wonder how that would be displayed...

Also of note is that there are many many many types of blood and booze. Does it all get degenerated into a single "blood fluid" and "booze fluid"?