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Piecewise

Footkerchief

WorkerDrone

Deon

Armok

Vector

[Vester]

I'm just wondering why no one's complimenting Deon on his lady-lifting skills or Piecewise on his snazzy choice of dress.

[Jackrabbit]

Well, it's snazzy, but is it snazzy enough?

[Tack]

NO! I'm sexist!? How could this happen!?

I'm a failure at complimenting men.

I'm so sorry, everyone.

[Vester]

Well, it's snazzy, but is it snazzy enough?

He has a pipe. Okay, so he's missing the fedora, but still.

[Jackrabbit]

It's a good pipe. Okay, he passes the snazztest.

I still think it needs to curl. All good pipes have a Holmian curl to them.

[Deon]

A lady-lifting skill is nothing. When you carry two, one in arms and another on your neck, that's a bit hard. Haha.

Also yeah. If Piecewise had a fedora hat, that would be 1000 points.

[Vester]

Guys, just so you know, the winner of the contest doesn't actually get anything.

The losers, however, get these.



To even things up a bit.

[piecewise]

I'm just wondering why no one's complimenting Deon on his lady-lifting skills or Piecewise on his snazzy choice of dress.

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Not really surprised, Piecewise is basically the Joker without the suit.

MYTH BUSTED

Though such shining praise about my mental instability makes this thread worth it regardless of if I finish in the top three or not.

Well, it's snazzy, but is it snazzy enough?

He has a pipe. Okay, so he's missing the fedora, but still.

I have 2 top hats, a priest robe, a plague man mask, three gas masks, a pocket watch, a human skull, over 3000 magnets, plans for a nuclear missile and silo and a 300 year old book but not a fedora. I don't look good in them.

[Jackrabbit]

Yeah, that's pretty awesome.

[Tack]

Cigarette, Fedora and Trenchcoat?

[piecewise]

You can do some neat shit with magnets man



I also have a piece of Trinitite, several uranium doped marbles, a bottle of aerogel, a glow stick that uses continuous low grade radioactivity to glow, and an old air tight army surplus container filled entirely with small glass vials of various substances from different places on earth. But those were rather beyond the point. 

[Vester]

I'm rather worried about your "various substances".

EDIT: Wow, the Drone is far ahead.

[piecewise]

I'm rather worried about your "various substances".

Ash from a few volcanoes, sand from a few beaches, blood from a few hookers, just your normal sentimental brik-a-brack

[Tack]

So how do you hide your Forty-sixth finger, dude?

[piecewise]

You can probably call this fork Workerdrone. This entire thing has been rather depressing considering I'm behind "giant pink hugs" armok. Not because I feel less manly, oh no I'm plenty secure in my massive testicle fortitude, but because it means armok actually has people who like him enough to vote for him even as a joke.

Obviously I need to warm up the old Pear of agony and bring the Judas cradle out of retirement because there's some people I need to have a polite conversation with.