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Fault

Piecewise

Footkerchief

WorkerDrone

Deon

Armok

Vector

[Footkerchief]

Women look like manly men
When they emerge from Deon's pen
And none from either field of fen
Draws muscles like he does

Abs of steel and quads of stone
Deon's women stand alone
Buffer than an Amazon
So don't you make a fuss

This is awesome.

I wear a monocle of diamond polished 'tween the breasts of Helen of Troy

Damn, I want one of those.

Anyway, I voted for Armok because I was under the impression that schizophrenics are mostly male.  But apparently that's not true, oops.

[Vester]

Armok is schizophrenic?

[piecewise]

yeah I was under the impression he's just stupid

[Tack]

Sure he is! He's got a bunch of imaginary friends he calls the B12 community.

[Vester]

Pro tip: None of us exist. We are all in Armok's mind.

[Footkerchief]

That was just a joke about people who have Theories of Everything.  He's not schizophrenic AFAIK.

[piecewise]

That of course means that armok apparently likes to see us all naked.


Speaking of nudity, what was the impetus for this thread vester? Exactly why does one of the few testosterone deficient members of our community want to know who the manliest man is eh? 

[Jackrabbit]

To even the playing field with the IG steel balls.

Then - BATTLE ROYAL. Vester is a master conspirator.

[Vester]

Speaking of nudity, what was the impetus for this thread vester? Exactly why does one of the few testosterone deficient members of our community want to know who the manliest man is eh? 

There was this one recent post where Cthulhu said he had a man-crush on Grakelin, and that's what got me to make the thread.

Also, honestly? I'm not sure. I just wanted to make something where people could vote. My country just went through a relatively non-violent election (only 50 something people dead, as opposed to 200 last time) and, well, election fever, you know?

To even the playing field with the IG steel balls.

Then - BATTLE ROYAL. Vester is a master conspirator.

Although I like this idea better. 

[Tack]

Sorry, Vester. There isn't more than two hundred people in the lower forums. You can't beat the record.

[piecewise]

To even the playing field with the IG steel balls.

Then - BATTLE ROYAL. Vester is a master conspirator.

I was guess more along the lines of "illegal breeding experiments to create an alpha nerd" Or maybe "just wants to ogle our sun deprived perfection" in which case I'd say she's going to be sorely disappointed all things considered. 

[Jackrabbit]

I'm surprisingly un-sun-deprived.

Not lacking in the hyphens either.

[Vester]

To even the playing field with the IG steel balls.

Then - BATTLE ROYAL. Vester is a master conspirator.

I was guess more along the lines of "illegal breeding experiments to create an alpha nerd" Or maybe "just wants to ogle our sun deprived perfection" in which case I'd say she's going to be sorely disappointed all things considered.

I'm just gonna say, I was expecting Deon to be less robust. And I was expecting you to have a goatee. You know, for stroking.

[piecewise]

To even the playing field with the IG steel balls.

Then - BATTLE ROYAL. Vester is a master conspirator.

I was guess more along the lines of "illegal breeding experiments to create an alpha nerd" Or maybe "just wants to ogle our sun deprived perfection" in which case I'd say she's going to be sorely disappointed all things considered.

I'm just gonna say, I was expecting Deon to be less robust. And I was expecting you to have a goatee. You know, for stroking.

I do have one, it's just made of pure gaseous malevolence which, as it turns out , is invisible.

[Tack]

Grow one?