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[Sensei]

Link it beforehand; I saw it as a separate video.

[Deon]

Haha, that's a cool vid. Too bad it didn't become a real show and ended like a pilot/joke.

[Siquo]

I liked it.

Also, DEONIDEAS now needs a mane.

[Jopax]

I have an idea about a bit of background about the phenomenom of Deonideas, might write something when i come home

EDIT:First part

I used to be normal, just your average Joe going to college, you know, partying at night, pretending to study during the day. It was all going great untill my 25th birthday, that was just the begining, and it was not pleasant.Now, i don't remeber much from that night, what i do know is that i apparently passed out, then started doing crazy shit, i don't know wheter i should belive what people keep saying, i mean can you even punch a tree in half!?
All i know is, that once i passed out, i saw men, hundreds of them, all naked, all well built, fire burning in their eyes, they had this aura about them, something that made me feel good, fell protected.As i tried to ask them what was going on, they just stood there, silent, oozing manliness out of every pore.Then one of them approached me, he was rather tall, he had blonde hair and a very sexy beard, he was most probably of Swedish origin, but not like the usual Swedes i knew, he was much better developed, like he was a born warrior.As i was looking at him he started to speak, it was brief but it was enough to freak me out, he said: "Earth needs you, you will be next."
After that i don't remember much except waking up in what seemed to be quarry of some kind, but there was something wierd about it, it look like someone carved out a big chunk of it into what looked like a name, a somewhat strange name, Deonideas.
Not much time passed and wierder stuff started to happen, and most of the time i was sober when it happened, strange and sudden increases in strenght and libido, brief anger episodes and some violent outbursts.Then it all got more serious when i got a note, it said that it was happening again, that i was the key and i need to find a certain person if Earth is to be saved, now i am not much of an open minded person but this was getting freaky, and way too serious to be a prank by some friends.
Now, i am waiting here, in the pouring rain, probably for someone that's not going to show up and god knows what will happen if he does.

[Djohaal]

Korgoth is manly, but he can't beat deonideas!
Although, considering his greatly helenic name, shouldn't the gravures of him have a little more of a helenic air? He seems like a typical north-european barbarian...

[Fault]

Deonideas has never been one for historical accuracy. 

Although if you wanna change his loincloth to a greco-roman armoured skirt or something, that's fine. I think the pony codpiece has to stay though.

[Jopax]

The way i see it, Deonideas is the incarnation of manliness, the collective manhood of the entire human race embodied in a single man, so his appereance changes trough history, but he only comes in times of great need

[Aklyon]

The way i see it, Deonideas is the incarnation of manliness, the collective manhood of the entire human race embodied in a single man, so his appereance changes trough history, but he only comes in times of great need

are you saying Deonideas is literally THE MAN?

[Djohaal]

I think I'll write a theogeny for deonideas... something with one of zeus's daughters (did he have any?) getting drunk and sleeping with thor and the baby being thrown off the cliff in sparta, getting grabbed mid-air by a giant eagle for food, killing her offspring and being raised... I dunno...

[ein]

So Deonideas is part Thor and part Zeus?
That makes perfect sense.

[Djohaal]

So Deonideas is part Thor and part Zeus?
That makes perfect sense.

And perhaps spartan. Can't get much manlier than that. Unless I put ares as his uncle somehow.

[Willfor]

something with one of zeus's daughters (did he have any?)

Athena, Artemis, Persephone, Helen (of Troy), the muses, and sometimes Hebe. Likely more than aren't popularly attributed.

Do note than Helen's mother was Spartan. A spartan queen to be exact.

[ein]

But did Zeus actually give birth to any of his children?
I know Loki did.
That guy is awesome.

[EagleV]

So Deonideas is part Thor and part Zeus?
That makes perfect sense.

And perhaps spartan. Can't get much manlier than that. Unless I put ares as his uncle somehow.

Nonono, you have it wrong. Zeus, Thor, Ares and Leonidas are all only a tiny part of Deonideas. Deonideas is much more than a god, he is the combined manliness of all people ever (including Aqizzar) in a human form.

[Djohaal]

So Deonideas is part Thor and part Zeus?
That makes perfect sense.

And perhaps spartan. Can't get much manlier than that. Unless I put ares as his uncle somehow.

Nonono, you have it wrong. Zeus, Thor, Ares and Leonidas are all only a tiny part of Deonideas. Deonideas is much more than a god, he is the combined manliness of all people ever (including Aqizzar) in a human form.

Actually.. I'm thinking about making a very long and complicated family tree for him with over a dozen (manly?) divine ancestors from zeus and thor to quetzalcoatl... 

And wasn't athena born from zeus's brain?