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Author Topic: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?  (Read 63320 times)

Jackrabbit

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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #165 on: May 10, 2010, 04:32:33 am »

I don't really know. Discover it for me.

And as for the VR mackin', the gender indeterminate problem is raised again.

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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #166 on: May 10, 2010, 04:32:54 am »

And I'm rather sure we will have to depend on our VR personas to get it on with other brains, thus maintaining our intelligence and gender.

Or we can just rub up against each other.  I pretty sure the massive neuron interference of two brains touching each other would be a whole new world of intercourse.

Although brains probably aren't very good swimmers.  I wonder if you could even move.  Need some sort of motor apparatus...
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #167 on: May 10, 2010, 04:33:53 am »

Give them little propeller thingies! :D
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #168 on: May 10, 2010, 04:34:22 am »

And I'm rather sure we will have to depend on our VR personas to get it on with other brains, thus maintaining our intelligence and gender.

Or we can just rub up against each other.  I pretty sure the massive neuron interference of two brains touching each other would be a whole new world of intercourse.

Although brains probably aren't very good swimmers.  I wonder if you could even move.  Need some sort of motor apparatus...

I thought the apparatus was the vat. Hence why communal vats are not a good idea.
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #169 on: May 10, 2010, 04:34:36 am »

 I'm thinking our brains have some cable system to keep us connected to the VR machine and suspend us in the tanks away form the other brains. In theory we could go all Neo and make the machine rub us against another brain, causing a quite literal mindrape.
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #170 on: May 10, 2010, 04:37:20 am »

All this brainsex reminds me of a classic erotic story I read about 6-7 years ago.

It was about socks who fall in love.

I think the author took it off the site when she published it in a magazine, though.
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #171 on: May 10, 2010, 04:37:36 am »

I thought the apparatus was the vat. Hence why communal vats are not a good idea.

I meant a motor apparatus to move around inside the tank.  Although little propellers would be dangerous in a communal vat.  Just in case anyone gets a little too friendly.
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #172 on: May 10, 2010, 04:38:08 am »

I'm thinking our brains have some cable system to keep us connected to the VR machine and suspend us in the tanks away form the other brains. In theory we could go all Neo and make the machine rub us against another brain, causing a quite literal mindrape.

7 billion douchebags running around flexing the environment and screaming "THERE IS NO SPOOOOOOOON".
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #173 on: May 10, 2010, 04:43:31 am »

In other words, The Matrix Online, God rest it's young and tortured soul.
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #174 on: May 10, 2010, 04:45:43 am »

Except with brainhumping.
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #175 on: May 10, 2010, 04:48:04 am »

And with nicotine-embalmed brains.
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #176 on: May 10, 2010, 05:33:28 am »

And powered submarine brains using themselves as erotic torpedos.

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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #177 on: May 10, 2010, 05:35:15 am »

Some kind of flagellum would look better on a brain than a propeller. An arm we could control to move our brains around and rub them together would probably be even better, though. Everything always boils back down to arms. Humanity is defined by its fingers.
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #178 on: May 10, 2010, 05:36:31 am »

Soo, basically brainfish?

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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #179 on: May 10, 2010, 05:38:48 am »

Dibs on choking Ron Weasly to death.

I never thought I'd say that.
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