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[ed boy]

soil oneself.

Also, make a note of items in the inventory.

[GlyphGryph]

You soil yourself. The lack of pants makes this slightly less effective than normal, but the job gets done.

You have -
Two short swords sheathed on two belts
A large hunk of meat
A piece of paper that when nibbled on makes you tiny. Partially nibbled.
A biscuit that made you large when bitten. Partially eaten.
A note that your bottle is full of poison.
A bottle full of liquid.

You are not entirely sure where you are carrying this all. Let's say its all in your purse, which you found in the kitchen.

[Karnewarrior]

ry door. If that fails, eat shrink paper.

[Samthere]

Stand with authority, shout, "NO!" at the creature, then hold up the meat and tell it to sit, along with a gesture.

[NUKE9.13]

Punch beast in snout to establish superiority.

[ed boy]

Instigate a montage showing how it doesn't matter whether you're a puny human or a gigantic monster, we can all live together as long as we're all nice to each other.

[Samthere]

Instigate a montage romantic comedy showing how it doesn't matter whether you're a puny human or a gigantic monster, we can all live together as long as we're all nice to each other.

Fixed.

[Ottofar]

Instigate a montage romantic comedy showing how it doesn't matter whether you're a puny human or a gigantic monster, we can all live together as long as we're all nice to each other.

Fixed.

Thiz.

[dragnar]

Instigate a montage romantic comedy showing how it doesn't matter whether you're a puny human or a gigantic monster, we can all live together as long as we're all nice to each other.

Fixed.

Thiz.

And if it charges anyway, throw the bottle of poison into one of the mouths.

[Samthere]

Instigate a montage romantic comedy showing how it doesn't matter whether you're a puny human or a gigantic monster, we can all live together as long as we're all nice to each other.

Fixed.

Thiz.

And if it charges anyway, throw the bottle of poison into kiss one of the mouths.

This is a romantic comedy, not a horror/fantasy. Nobody's gonna die, here, except possibly from a broken heart.

[dragnar]

Exactly. The poison will go through the bloodstream, reach the heart, and break it.

[GlyphGryph]

You back up, and try the door. It is very locked. The beast has clearly noticed you now. It paws the ground and roars in your direction.

You start a montage. Or a romantic comedy, you aren't sure. It shows you speaking, gesturing, offering gifts, riding a white unicorn, drinking some tea, tripping, getting caught with no pants, and finally it fades into the final scene of you kissing the beast. Over it all is a voiceover of you making an impassioned speech about how peace and harmony can prevail and we can all live together, mixed with how true love will always find a way to bring you together.

Between each of the above frames is a picture of the beast getting closer and salivating more. As the montage/romantic comedy fades into the final kissing scene, you lean forward and kiss the beast on the nose. Then he eats you.

You have been killed! Would you like to rewind to an earlier point, or continue from this point?

[Samthere]

Continue!

[Nirur Torir]

Let's rewind to the point before the gate was opened, while we were against the wall next to it.

First, we pour 1/3 of the fluid on the meat, trying to coat it evenly so some of it will soak into the meat rather then all dripping off.
If the gate is still closed, throw the meat in front of the gate.

[Diablous]

Let's rewind to the point before the gate was opened, while we were against the wall next to it.

First, we pour 1/3 of the fluid on the meat, trying to coat it evenly so some of it will soak into the meat rather then all dripping off.
If the gate is still closed, throw the meat in front of the gate.

This!