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Rumrusher

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Re: What was your most violent kill?
« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2010, 07:03:54 am »
well seeing how it's now undead.

mine would be beating a dwarf to death with a pine barrel and turn his corpse into booze from a reaction.
but it as in arena and I really have little kills in adventurer mode until I get a son/daughter to join into the fray.
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Re: What was your most violent kill?
« Reply #31 on: July 30, 2010, 07:46:01 am »
Her heart is broken : ( she was sad
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Re: What was your most violent kill?
« Reply #32 on: July 30, 2010, 10:37:19 am »
only broken? i riped the beating hearts from elves before i tore there brains out.

o the days of 40d when elves didnt bleed :)

still whips,  flails and training weapons can make elves in to a bloody pulp.
 
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Re: What was your most violent kill?
« Reply #33 on: July 30, 2010, 11:02:12 am »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on April 29, 2010, 11:14:51 am
Quote from: ungulateman on April 29, 2010, 01:50:22 am
Depends on your definition of 'corpse', but I've broken every leg, knee, arm and elbow of a yeti without killing it, despite the fact I shoved shards of bone into its heart.
Pfft.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Not only I broke her heart. I smacked an anvil inside her.
Also, two picks.

But, I only see one pic.

 ;D
« Last Edit: July 30, 2010, 11:03:55 am by vipre01 »
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Re: What was your most violent kill?
« Reply #34 on: July 30, 2010, 11:03:45 am »
Quote from: vipre01 on July 30, 2010, 11:02:12 am
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on April 29, 2010, 11:14:51 am
Quote from: ungulateman on April 29, 2010, 01:50:22 am
Depends on your definition of 'corpse', but I've broken every leg, knee, arm and elbow of a yeti without killing it, despite the fact I shoved shards of bone into its heart.
Pfft.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Not only I broke her heart. I smacked an anvil inside her.
Also, two picks.

Nice!

YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME VIPRE I SAW THE PUN YOU MADE
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Re: What was your most violent kill?
« Reply #35 on: July 30, 2010, 11:04:24 am »
lol, I put it back, just for YOU!
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Re: What was your most violent kill?
« Reply #36 on: July 30, 2010, 02:02:32 pm »
Quote from: vipre01 on July 30, 2010, 11:02:12 am
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on April 29, 2010, 11:14:51 am
Quote from: ungulateman on April 29, 2010, 01:50:22 am
Depends on your definition of 'corpse', but I've broken every leg, knee, arm and elbow of a yeti without killing it, despite the fact I shoved shards of bone into its heart.
Pfft.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Not only I broke her heart. I smacked an anvil inside her.
Also, two picks.

But, I only see one pic.

 ;D

Sorry captain, but making pictures of anvil rape is not my job.
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Re: What was your most violent kill?
« Reply #37 on: July 30, 2010, 05:54:21 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on April 29, 2010, 11:14:51 am
Quote from: ungulateman on April 29, 2010, 01:50:22 am
Depends on your definition of 'corpse', but I've broken every leg, knee, arm and elbow of a yeti without killing it, despite the fact I shoved shards of bone into its heart.
Pfft.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Not only I broke her heart. I smacked an anvil inside her.
Also, two picks.

♪ I'm not even angry. ♪
♪ I'm being so sincere right now. ♪
♪ Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. ♪
♪ And tore me to pieces. ♪
♪ And threw every piece into a fire. ♪
♪ As it burned it hurt so much... ♪
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Re: What was your most violent kill?
« Reply #38 on: July 30, 2010, 07:33:37 pm »
Before I could finish strangling the vomit covered dragon it bled to death.  Either way, it was going to die due to lack of oxygen. 
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Re: What was your most violent kill?
« Reply #39 on: July 30, 2010, 08:47:50 pm »
playing megamix koopa i encountered a bunch of octoroc. so i quickly made a magic missile and:
the spinning magic missile strikes the octoroc(A) in the head, bruising the skull and bruising the brain!
the octoroc is propelled by the force of the blow!
the spinning octoroc(A) hits octoroc(B) in the upper body and it explodes in gore!
The octoroc(A) collapses in a lump of gore!
the octoroc x2 has been struck down.
Headshot!
Double Kill!
Killing Spree!
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Re: What was your most violent kill?
« Reply #40 on: July 30, 2010, 11:23:10 pm »
Fighting an axeman. Knocked him unconscious with a blow to the head. Dropped my sword, stripped him naked, and started beating the shit out of the poor bastard.

Then I ran off with his stuff and sold it for a 2h sword.
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i had the elves bring me two tigermen, although i forgot to let them out of the cage and they died : ( i was sad : (

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Re: What was your most violent kill?
« Reply #41 on: July 31, 2010, 05:27:08 pm »
This is a kill I felt genuinely felt bad for:

Spearman Hue Man Chrages at you.
You Jump out the way.
Hue Man collides with Lil' Man (His son)
*At this point I checked and the spear was embedded in the boy*
You strike lil' Man with you Iron Hammer
The force sends him flying (Into his dad)
Lil' Man collides with Hue the force sends Hue flying.
Hue collides with an obsticle and expoldes into gore.
Lil' collides with an obsticle and expoldes into gore.
Hue has been struck down.
Lil' has been struck down.

I just....
lol'd so hard

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Re: What was your most violent kill?
« Reply #42 on: July 31, 2010, 06:23:54 pm »
I was once using DF to play "Monster Hunter" and entered a cave in search of a giant. I track it down at night and creep into it's sleeping chamber, stabbing it in the leg. The giant awoke and slammed me into the back wall, only minor bruising. I then find my sword is lying behind the giant (she pulled it out). Thinking I would die, I bum-rushed her and grabbed her head. After several tries I gouge out both eyes and brake both ankles and elbows. During this process my leg has been mangled, a couple ribs broken, and over exerted, so I pass out. When I wake up, the giant is in the next chamber passed out and my bleeding has stopped, so I grab my sword and head in to hack her to pieces, That involves several minor amputations and stabbing the body several times. she finally bled out after breaking her brain and stabbing her heart. ( two seperate attacks)
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Re: What was your most violent kill?
« Reply #43 on: July 31, 2010, 07:22:47 pm »
After being ambushed by some wolves, the last one ripped off both of my arms. On my next turn I bit the wolf's head and ripped it off with the next. :P
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Re: What was your most violent kill?
« Reply #44 on: August 01, 2010, 01:13:59 am »
Quote from: filthywalrus on July 31, 2010, 07:22:47 pm
After being ambushed by some wolves, the last one ripped off both of my arms. On my next turn I bit the wolf's head and ripped it off with the next. :P

You the wolf now, man
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