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[C4lv1n]

I killed an elf (cross?)bowman with the disembodied head of her child. Wooden weapons vs Adamantine doesn't work out so well. At least not for the elves.

[Melagius]

I threw my steel spear through a child, piercing his brain through his eye and skull.

[Toybasher]

My most violent and brutal kill has to be the Elf child that Mafol Hammerwaves hacked to death with a Steel battle Axe outside a "goblin" (read Elven) fortress.

He (in order):

Broke the childs arms (Not just a single part, all parts, all compound fractures)
Broke the childs legs (not all compound, but still horrific)
Drove his axe into the childs abdomen slicing apart his intestines and lodging the weapon in there, then twisted it free.
Drove his axe into the childs chest jamming it in there, breaking ribs and one of his lungs.
Shattered the childs skull
Chopped him again in the chest, pulverising his heart (At this point the child died).

At no point was the childs pain rating anything less than "Extreme".

How do you know if you gave somone else a compound fracture? Its not like you can hit the health button and see from there.

[Toybasher]

Mine was when I found a farmer and broke evrey joint possible in wrestling and then punched him so hard his skull went thru his brain killing him instantly.

[SomethingCreative]

Abandoned a fortress and went to go check it out in Adventure mode. Came across a migrant party of the dwarfs from the abandoned fortress.

They dropped one of their babies on the ground and walked off without it.

So...I did the humane* thing and put the abandoned baby out of its misery.

Four in game hours, around twenty broken bones, and two severed limbs later! I dropped my battle axe and just strangled the baby to death because the little sucker wouldn't bleed out.

*Killing something is always the humane thing to do in Dwarf Fortress. This is especially true for elves and anyone under the age of 15.

[Juraz]

I beat an elf to death with a sock once.

[Pickled Tink]

My most violent and brutal kill has to be the Elf child that Mafol Hammerwaves hacked to death with a Steel battle Axe outside a "goblin" (read Elven) fortress.

He (in order):

Broke the childs arms (Not just a single part, all parts, all compound fractures)
Broke the childs legs (not all compound, but still horrific)
Drove his axe into the childs abdomen slicing apart his intestines and lodging the weapon in there, then twisted it free.
Drove his axe into the childs chest jamming it in there, breaking ribs and one of his lungs.
Shattered the childs skull
Chopped him again in the chest, pulverising his heart (At this point the child died).

At no point was the childs pain rating anything less than "Extreme".

How do you know if you gave somone else a compound fracture? Its not like you can hit the health button and see from there.

It tells you the damage you do in the combat logs.

[Toybasher]

But it just says "shattering the bone!" no compound fracture or anything.

[Spotswood]

I beat an elf to death with a sock once.

Pure gold, Lol. Sig!

[Iapetus]

I once killed a blind cyclops by throwing a beatle through its heart.

[Rykerboy]

also hitting an elf child in the FACE with an -oak barrel- so hard it stuck in the wound...

ELF evolved into MOBILE BOOZE!

I found my sig...

I found my old adventurer impaled on a spike in a goblin fortress, I then used his body to maul the rest of the goblins...

[rat_pack40]

I once forcibly removed all of an elf's teeth.

I then proceeded to give them back, one at a time.

One per lung, one in each arm, one in the guts, and I finished with one in the brain.

This is, of course, after I broke all 4 limbs, at every point it would let me. Toes, feet, lower legs, upper legs, fingers, hands, lower arm, upper arm, gouged at the eyes, pinched off the ears, pinched off the nose, and beat the elf savagely.

I like to think that I did the elf a good bit of mercy with the last tooth, given that every time he passed out, I'd wait for him to wake up before I would continue. I did a lot of waiting towards the end of it.

[Organum]

I accidentally hit "play now" and wound up nude. I found a Dark fortress and proceeded to break most of a guard's limbs to test out when he would stop chasing me. His broken knees and ankles did not deter him from following me, so I grabbed his hammer and beat him to death with it.

I know, I know; That isn't very violent by DF standards at all.

[Deteramot]

At points during my genocide of all cultures who disagree with me, i.e. all cultures who aren't Dwarfs, I'd occasionally come up against the guy who dies hard. Which is to say, the one who I spend several real life minutes slashing them with my sword before they finally give up the ghost. I don't get severed limbs as often as I would like, which is why it takes so long. Typically I lay down a slash on every part of their body, including several internal organs.

Of course, I'm (still) a dirty rotten cheater with my [SPEED:1], so I usually end up slashing forever because they don't get knocked out until their turn rolls around.

I can't imagine how it must look. Some dwarf just zips up to somebody, there's a flash of bronze and then the elf starts bleeding from everything.

[Medicine Man]

also hitting an elf child in the FACE with an -oak barrel- so hard it stuck in the wound...

ELF evolved into MOBILE BOOZE!

I found my sig...

I found my old adventurer impaled on a spike in a goblin fortress, I then used his body to maul the rest of the goblins...

Necro bad!