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[The butcher]

Mine was break a child's arms and legs then strangle them.So what was the most violent dwarf fortress adventure mode kill of yours?I also split its gut and punctured a lung ahhh.....the wonders of the battleaxe.
wait..i just killed an ettin with a hammer,i completely broke it's legs,broke its ribs,severly bruised both of its brains,broke both of its necks,broke both of its skulls and serverly bruised its stomach and severly bruised its lungs shortly after the lung damage to my delight it suffocates.

[Pheonix_RE]

My longest-running hero had a grand old time slamming harpies and ogres a dozen tiles or more with his iron (or steel - I forget which one) hammer. I guess whenever they hit trees the resulting explosion qualifies for this.

[Hugna]

My unscathed fight against a demon. Completely made him a mess of gore, and he was still alive.

[Krath]

Using my Steel War Hammer, I broke every single limb on an elf's body then smashed him in his gut twice, making him throw up every single turn. Next turn I smash him in his chest and crush his lungs. He slowly dies of suffocation, to my great delight.

[Eric Blank]

I once spent several hours in game time chopping a demon into thin little strips with my battle axe and two best buds. There were chunks of him everywhere. I ended up massacring about 30 townspeople next to the inn immediately to my west. absolute bloodbath, dead/sliced up women and children to go with the bowmen and other soldiers.

[Pickled Tink]

My most violent and brutal kill has to be the Elf child that Mafol Hammerwaves hacked to death with a Steel battle Axe outside a "goblin" (read Elven) fortress.

He (in order):

Broke the childs arms (Not just a single part, all parts, all compound fractures)
Broke the childs legs (not all compound, but still horrific)
Drove his axe into the childs abdomen slicing apart his intestines and lodging the weapon in there, then twisted it free.
Drove his axe into the childs chest jamming it in there, breaking ribs and one of his lungs.
Shattered the childs skull
Chopped him again in the chest, pulverising his heart (At this point the child died).

At no point was the childs pain rating anything less than "Extreme".

[ToothedCube]

Once on arena mode a great white shark shook me around by my left eyelid

also hitting an elf child in the FACE with an -oak barrel- so hard it stuck in the wound...

I'm not even sure HOW that worked...

[Raviaric]

also hitting an elf child in the FACE with an -oak barrel- so hard it stuck in the wound...

ELF evolved into MOBILE BOOZE!

[Tenth Speed Writer]

also hitting an elf child in the FACE with an -oak barrel- so hard it stuck in the wound...

ELF evolved into MOBILE BOOZE!

This is the most horrible thing I've read today, and I laughed my ass off.

Bravo.

[Shadowgandor]

Being ambushed by a pack of wolves.

I fell on the ground after one of them charged against me, another one bit me in the head, tearing an eye out...I was bleeding like crazy but I still managed to kill them all using my hammer.
Bleeding, extreme pain, pale but still managed to crawl away, hoping for the bleeding to stop.
3...2..1..yay! Bleeding stopped. Lets (T)ravel awa---Can't travel while seen.
A yeti came and started beating me. I was starting to get the upper hand when another yeti came and locked me, breaking more and more bones...after a while, I passed out and never woke up again..

Oh...wait, MY most violent kill? That's gotta be the zombie bear that I managed to take all of his legs off yet not killing it. I'm glad it didn't feel any pain cause boy I know I would

[Edward_Tohr]

I don't have any names, but it's happened numerous times where I've split Elves' brains.

Wielding the corpse of another elf.

[Mephisto]

I don't have any names, but it's happened numerous times where I've split Elves' brains.

Wielding the corpse of another elf.

What do you know, those pointy ears are good for something. Makeshift spear/sword, here I come!

[Intelligent Shade of Blue]

Just a second ago in adventure mode, I was roaming around a goblin fortress and killing everyone. A dwarf child, stupid as can be, attempted to attack me. I proceeded to use my silver battle axe to cut his left lower leg off, then his whole right leg, then what was left his left leg, then his left lower arm, then the rest of his left arm, then his head...

[ungulateman]

Depends on your definition of 'corpse', but I've broken every leg, knee, arm and elbow of a yeti without killing it, despite the fact I shoved shards of bone into its heart.

[LordSlowpoke]

Depends on your definition of 'corpse', but I've broken every leg, knee, arm and elbow of a yeti without killing it, despite the fact I shoved shards of bone into its heart.

Pfft.

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Not only I broke her heart. I smacked an anvil inside her.
Also, two picks.