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Author Topic: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure  (Read 632902 times)

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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1440 on: January 09, 2011, 10:56:40 pm »

well if she has brain damage from the wood splinters lodge in her head then it's best to just call up a Hex Wizard and their vast Memory of Magical spells that can control evenEdit to their vision. Though I take it finding one and using their Healing abilities may lead to either 2 things one she regains brain damage in her travels, or the elves keep her in the state the wizard left her... which could be many things that does not share the same body type as a human: like a cat, a cow, a Succubus, a demon, a Night creature, an elephant,  a large frog Titan.

Though that's for later after we get her back (and find one) we should just animal talk the elephant into rescuing the barge and after he/she does the job give it a nice elven armor and make a makeshift blonde wig for it.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1441 on: January 10, 2011, 07:36:30 am »

One of the elves happens to see the drifting barge and manages to stammer, "Buh-buh-BARGE!" He points and flails about to get the attention of the camp. Almost immediately, bowelves rush into action, stringing their bows.

A rope is tied to an arrow and they make ready to shoot it at the barge when a concerned elf interrupts them, "Wait! You might hit Amala!"

"Quiet you! Our bowelf commandos are perfect at their jobs! They will not miss! Now aim for the back!"

"Who's?"

"The barge!"




The arrow is loosed and it sails through the air before hitting the barge, more specifically; the post keeping Amala tied down. The loud "Tok" of impact is followed by hearty cheers of triumph from the elves. They congratulate the archer and pat each other on the backs before working at reeling in the wayward barge. Meanwhile, the archer lets out a breath of relief, a few inches either way and that arrow might have easily turned Amala into a pin-cushion.

Valo assesses the situation. Something doesn't look right in his mind. The barge is drifting opposite of the wind, and surely the currents of rain induced flood waters aren't strong enough to have pulled the barge out so far so quickly.



Suddenly, as if on cue, several frogmen spring up from the murky depths and climb aboard the boat. Much to the dismay of the elves, they cut the rope and commandeer the vessel with Amala still aboard and unconscious!

The elves on shore gnash their teeth, they'll not let those sneaky frogmen get away so easily! Construction is finished on a second, smaller barge. While some fuss over means of propulsion, suggesting the use of things that would surely warrant threatening looks from Amala if she were awake,  others, a team of armored bowelves, immediately push the barge out into the water and give chase.



Working oaken oars, The Elves of Amanereli pursue the frogmen at the water churning speed of 10 MILES PER HOUR! Oh, how the frogmen must marvel at the incredibly high speed of the pursuing elves!



And indeed they do! They look out from their drifting barge shocked, not so much at the speed of the chasing elves, but by the fact that they're actually gaining on them! One of the larger frogmen draws a rubbery finger along the edge of his bone knife and stares at Amala, dark intentions flashing in his eyes.

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The team of  eight bowelf commandos is fast approaching Amala's drifting barge. How will they handle the situation? Shall they go in, bows blazing? Or perhaps they should draw up alongside the frogmen to board them, using swords in close combat? Is fighting even the best option? The frogmen might be open to negotiation. The fate of Amala Nightglimmer is in your hands, Children of Amanereli!
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1442 on: January 10, 2011, 07:46:55 am »

Shout that they will shoot if they hurt amala
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1443 on: January 10, 2011, 08:00:35 am »

Notice that little turtle there?
It must be quite a slow chase.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1444 on: January 10, 2011, 08:05:19 am »

This comic needs eyepatched pirate frogs, and olm shoulder pets, and Amala should preferably wake up to a giant carp, only to pass out.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1445 on: January 10, 2011, 08:44:08 am »

Notice that little turtle there?
It must be quite a slow chase.
I really like the turtle myself.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1446 on: January 10, 2011, 08:46:29 am »

God, the turtle is cute.

Shoot the Bastards.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1447 on: January 10, 2011, 09:23:51 am »

Turtle!

But yeah pincushion the frogs!

Their bodies should be enough to shield Amala.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1448 on: January 10, 2011, 10:10:29 am »

Shoot the frogs, starting with any that try to harm amala first. If they row for their lives, close in for close combat!
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1449 on: January 10, 2011, 10:23:13 am »

Shoot to kill!

Presumably the kill list not involving Amala.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1450 on: January 10, 2011, 10:32:01 am »

Enlist aid of the majestic turtle
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1451 on: January 10, 2011, 10:38:49 am »

Enlist aid of the majestic turtle

*Ahem*

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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1452 on: January 10, 2011, 10:44:33 am »

Enlist aid of the majestic turtle

*Ahem*

THIIIIS.

Thiiiiiiiiis.

(Then shoot the frogmen when the turtle proves less then majestic.)
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1453 on: January 10, 2011, 10:48:35 am »

Fire at the frog with the knife!

This comic needs eyepatched pirate frogs, and olm shoulder pets, and Amala should preferably wake up to a giant carp, only to pass out.
Oh yessssssss!
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1454 on: January 10, 2011, 10:56:11 am »

Enlist aid of the majestic turtle

*Ahem*

THIIIIS.

I fully support the above quotes
Thiiiiiiiiis.

(Then shoot the frogmen when the turtle proves less then majestic.)
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