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[Cheddarius]

As always, ignore Armok's advice.

This.

Kill the others, make them into a fabulous bone brooch, and give it to her as a gift.

THIS.

[Grakelin]

fix'd

Sorry, But I am anal retentive, and my fix edit isn't actually correct in this context.

OT: Not worth it.

Fix'd.

[Armok]

As always, ignore Armok's advice.

I advice that you follow this advice.

PARADOXIFY!

[Renault]

Each of you list the reasons for why they shuld have her and not the others, then you give her the paper anonymusly, and let her chose

This would be so incredibly awkward I can guarantee it would only freak her out. Do not do this.

[ChairmanPoo]

On the other hand it would make all of them equally creepy. It would be the most egalitarian way to go about it

[Vertigon]

-blank slate-

[Cthulhu]

If you'd just as soon stay her friend, back out.  Let one of them go for it.  If you pull shenanigans she'll find out.

[Cheddarius]

Pour yourself in oil, set yourself on fire, and impress her with your dedication.

Heck, get your friends to do so too. If you win, it eliminates the competition. If you don't, well, it's not like you'll care anymore.

[Vertigon]

-blank slate-

[Cheddarius]

Don't you mean "winning three friendships"?

[Jude]

I have never seen an advice thread go for so long without a single piece of good advice (besides mine, and people advising that the advice given is bad)

[Cheddarius]

I have never seen an advice thread go for so long without a single piece of good advice (besides mine

That's, uh, a little suspicious, isn't it?

I mean, gosh, I could say the same thing. Clearly self-immolation is the answer.

And there seems to be a lot of good advice here, anyway. A lot that seems good to me, in any case; I don't know which would actually be the best in this situation, but still, saying "everyone gives bad advice but me" smacks of bias. Heck, many people told the OP to do the same thing you suggested. Do you suppose that because you say something, it is right, while when other people say the same thing, it is somehow wrong?

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Maybe you should all try and let the girl decide?

I can fully assure you, this is a terrible way of approaching the problem. Shes not some prize to be won--assuming that she'd even say yes to the one who asked her. This is a really classic recipe for trouble; I'd steer clear of her were I one of you, and hell, If I was her I'd steer clear of the weird triangle this could become.

Just bite the bullet and ask her or something.

(Essentially the same as what Jude said)

So yeah, if me and my friends were in that situation, we'd all try to get with her, but once someone succeeds the other guys would drop it.

(Essentially the same as what Jude said)

Goddamn. Just ask the girl out. Your friend does what ever he wants to. If she accepts to go out with you, you'll see if she's really worth of it. If she's not, you're more than happy to let your friend have a change. If she is, do what you got to do. It's that easy, really.

(Essentially the same as what Jude said)

Play some Dwarf Fortress.

ignore Armok's advice.

EDIT: Wait why do I post here so much
I should go get a life, I heard they're on sale

[Vertigon]

I have never seen an advice thread go for so long without a single piece of good advice (besides mine, and people advising that the advice given is bad)

If you'd just as soon stay her friend, back out.  Let one of them go for it.  If you pull shenanigans she'll find out.

That's good advice.

Alright, tomorrow, both of them are going to ask her out, and we'll let her choose.

[Jude]

Alright, tomorrow, both of them are going to ask her out, and we'll let her choose.

That's going to be weird and awkward

[Pathos]

That's going to be weird and awkward

And Fun! In the same way as Clown Cars and Magma.

OP, post results.