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Pathos

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Re: She's not even popular...
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2010, 12:02:39 am »

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Would you say a good alternative to raffling women is duping and breaking agreements with your friends?
Bohoohoo. The power of friendship. Wake up man. They are competing for a girl.
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Might as well fight them for her if all principles are thrown out.
Hey, violence is the last resource of the incompetent.

I agree with this guy. The OP should play them off against each other.
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Grakelin

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Re: She's not even popular...
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2010, 12:03:12 am »

All three of you will walk into a room while she is alone and call her name. Whoever she approaches gets to keep her.
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Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

ein

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Re: She's not even popular...
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2010, 12:43:55 am »

All three of you will walk into a room while she is alone and call her name. Whoever she approaches gets to keep her.

Great idea.

Meanwhile, if your friends get pissed and bothered that you got a girl, then they're not worth keeping.
Just bite the bullet and ask her or something.
Re: She's not even popular...
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2010, 07:56:41 am »

Ask her out? You've made it too complicated.
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Shades

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Re: She's not even popular...
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2010, 08:00:09 am »

They aren't raffling her they are deciding between them which gets to try and ask her (first? assuming if they fail the other is allowed to try). It's an agreement between them and nothing to do with the girl.

Her only choice is to accept or not when/if one of them asks her.
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Jude

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Re: She's not even popular...
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2010, 08:13:45 am »

One of you should just jump the gun and ask her out and then the other two lose in a completely fair way because they didn't have the brains to do it first
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Re: She's not even popular...
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2010, 09:24:32 am »

Yeah, we have an age-old saying here "Tko prvi do djevojke, njegova djevojka", which translates as "The first one to get to the girl, gets the girl". It's usually not this literal (it's our equivalent of "Early bird gets the worm"), but that doesn't mean it's any less true. So yeah, if me and my friends were in that situation, we'd all try to get with her, but once someone succeeds the other guys would drop it.
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Re: She's not even popular...
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2010, 09:35:41 am »

Goddamn. Just ask the girl out. Your friend does what ever he wants to. If she accepts to go out with you, you'll see if she's really worth of it. If she's not, you're more than happy to let your friend have a change. If she is, do what you got to do. It's that easy, really.
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Re: She's not even popular...
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2010, 09:54:33 am »

Ask yourself:

Is dating some girl you know whom you will probably not have a lasting relationship with (just by statistics here) really worth spoiling your friendships with your two friends?

Here's what I suggest you do personally, though.

Flip a coin. Heads you just up and ask her out, tails, you keep your mouth shut. Not because I expect you to obey the will of random chance, but because as that coin is tumbling through the air, you will suddenly know which side of the coin you hope comes up.
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Re: She's not even popular...
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2010, 10:20:59 am »

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Would you say a good alternative to raffling women is duping and breaking agreements with your friends?
He's altering the deal. Let them pray that he doesn't change it further
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Might as well fight them for her if all principles are thrown out.
Hey, "violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."

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OT: Not worth it.
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Re: She's not even popular...
« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2010, 11:46:49 am »

Joust to determine who wins the fair maiden's hand and half her father's kingdom.
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Re: She's not even popular...
« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2010, 01:13:52 pm »

Seriously. Whichever one of you has the most initiative to just ask her out is probably the one that will be most attractive to her anyway. If the other two are so obsessed with her that they can't get over that, they need to get lives.
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Re: She's not even popular...
« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2010, 01:18:51 pm »

Play some Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: She's not even popular...
« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2010, 02:36:57 pm »

Each of you list the reasons for why they shuld have her and not the others, then you give her the paper anonymusly, and let her chose
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Re: She's not even popular...
« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2010, 03:00:43 pm »

As always, ignore Armok's advice.

Kill the others, make them into a fabulous bone brooch, and give it to her as a gift.
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