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[Xegeth]

Lunatic Action.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 39:

Round Complete.

Flagrarus: Locate Large Item:

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 [ 5 + 2 (Kagus' Action) = 7 ]

Thanks to the Annoying Glare of Kagus' Huge Swirling Balls you manage to find what you think are The Generators in a Small Maintenance Room a bit deeper into The Fort. There is a Small Button here that reads "Shields On." You wonder what it does. and Press On It.

For some reason Your Fingerprint and Skin Type are on the ancient Fortress Database, allowing you to Turn On The Shields instead of getting Evaporated by the Generator Defence System. The Matter-Field Defence Shield rises before The Fortress, and just in time, too!

Mental Heal Roll: 4

Mental Health 10/12.

Location Found: Generator Room [0, -1]

Kagus: Assist: Locate Large Item [Flagrarus]:

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 Result: [ 2 + 2 (Special Abilities) = 4 ]

Fortress? Mo' like Discotress!

... Okay, so you may need to work on the name a bit. But the execution itself is Sound. Disco Balls materialize over your head, brought into existence by The Sprites. Their Divine Lights guide Flagrarus, an unbeliever though he is in the Gods Of Disco. Some day you hope you will convert this man. But now is not the time.

Assist Boost: [ 4 / 2 = 2 ]

New Rule Discovered! Assist Actions Exist
Sub-Rule Discovered! A 4 On An Assist Increases The Assisted Roll By A Random Amount Divided By Two

Tarran: Locate Large Item:

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 Result: 5

You Find The Generators, but To Your Dismay Flagrarus has already pressed the cool button you see.

You Sigh In Sadness. Some day you hope to be the one to Recklessly Press A Button first.

Mental Heal Roll: 5

Mental Health 6/6.

Inteuniso: Lunatic Action:

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 Result: 2

Flailing About Wildly you bump into what you think is Xegeth. But the odds of the two of you meeting randomly in this large a labyrinth are very tiny! Therefore that cannot be Xegeth in any way.

Mental Damage Roll: 6

Mental health -7/6. Meeting such a Convincing Poltergeist has really freaked you out. What if you're also a poltergeist? Is there any way to know? What Is Going On? Aah!

Xegeth: Lunatic Action:

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 Result: 3

Flailing About Cautiously you bump into what you think is Inteuniso. Before you can greet him, however, he Runs Away, screaming wildly and throwing his hands over his head. It's just as well, though. The cupcake people didn't like his looks anyways.

A Wall moves in randomly to Block the most obvious Route between you two Operatives.

Mental Damage Roll: 3

Mental health -4/6. But Inteuniso is your Friend. Are the cupcake people lying to you? You will need to be more cautious with them, you decide.

Jetsquirrel II: No Action [2]:

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 Result: AUTOSUCCESS

Events And NPCs:

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The Matter-Field Defence Shield arises over The Fortress!
Orbital Ordnance strikes The Fortress. x50
The Damage is absorbed by The Matter-Field Defence Shield. x50
The Terrain Type at [0, 0] has changed.
The Terrain Type at [1, 0] has changed.
The Terrain Type at [1, 1] has changed.
The Terrain Type at [0, 1] has changed.
The Terrain Type at [-1, 1] has changed.
The Terrain Type at [-1, 0] has changed.
The Terrain Type at [-1, -1] has changed.
The Terrain Type at [0, -1] has changed.
The Terrain Type at [1, -1] has changed.
A Location at [0, 0] has been destroyed! x2
The Matter-Field Defence Shield at [0, -1] has run out of batteries and powered down.
Communist Dropships are approaching [0, 0] from Low Orbit.

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[Tarran]

Use my lightning breath to power back up The Matter-Field Defence Shield.

[Xegeth]

If I'm being lied to, I must eat the cupcake people.

[inteuniso]

KILL THE POLTERGEISTS.

[Kagus]

Examine metal scraps.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 40:

Round Complete.

Tarran: Use Natural Ability:

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 Result: 5

Although you were Robbed The Chance to Push The Button you feel content enough in just Breathing Electricity At The Batteries. Instead of, say, Horribly Burning And Ruining them, like you might think would happen, it just Somehow Fills Them With Usable Electricity. How Intuitive.

The Shields refuse to go on. Hm. Perhaps The Fuse has blown. You wouldn't know, though; you Really Aren't The Biggest Authority On Electricity, despite your Current Form.

New Rule Discovered! Natural Abilities Always Use A 1-6 Scale

Xegeth: Lunatic Action:

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 Result: 2

Uh. You really don't think these guys agree with you. Especially after you ate them; that really pushed their general opinion of you down a notch.

Mental Damage Roll: 5

Mental Health -10/6. Inexplicably you suddenly feel you understand Special Relativity. You'll need a bit more of a push before you can get General Relativity, though. Still, now you know and thusly feel Special.

How Can You Share This Wonderful Knowledge With The World The Best?

Inteuniso: Lunatic Action

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 Result: 1

I must kill the poltergeists!
No, Inteuniso. You are the poltergeists.

And suddenly you were a poltergeist. And as a poltergeist, you can obviously Fly Like The Beautiful Butterfly You Are.

For some unknown reason it Doesn't Work Out. Curses.

Physical Damage Roll: 2
Mental Damage Roll: 4

Physical Hleeath 176. Mental Health -11/666.

How Do You Reconnect With Your Poltergeist Brethren Now?

Kagus: Examine Item:

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 Result: 2

They Look Like Scrap to you. Also somewhat metallic. You're sorry, but you really don't learn much anything from these. Perhaps you need some sort of... metallurgistinomicist or something. You seriously have no idea.

Flagrarus: No Action [1]:

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 Result: DEN GICK BRA, FÖRSTÅS

DU GÖR INGENTING, SOM EN LEDARE

Jetsquirrel II: No Action [3]:

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 Result: Å NEJ DEN GICK INTE BRA

DU HAR DÖTT NU

NU SKA VI FIKA OCH ÄTA KÖTTBULLAR

You Perish.

Events And NPCs:

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The Terrain Tye at [0,0] has changed.

The Sounds of ordnance finally stop. The Athenians sigh in relief.
We should prepare ourselves. They'll probably send the fanatics next, says Euphemism.

[Flagrarus]

Send out all my pokemon and have them wait outside for the communists while I hide in the fortress.

[RAM]

>Rise from the dead with a hunger for communist brains.

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[Tarran]

Anyone want my rings of polymorph and polymorph control? I have no use for them right now, and I'm sure there's plenty of good forms to polymorph into.

Prepare myself for the fanatics.

[Kagus]

Punch the metal into submission, forcing it to divulge its secrets and become useful.

[Xegeth]

I find Inteuniso and give him a lecture about special relativity, using sock puppets if available.

[inteuniso]

Stop trying to be a poltergeist. BE A DEMON INSTEAD.