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[inteuniso]

I will obviously continue to do the SAME THING.

[Rexfelum]

Pardon, but this individual (me) from the pre-waiting list has been enjoying reading the game proper, and has three things to say and/or ask to/of Dwarfaholic.

First, does the amazing psychic power that allows all the people in the game to know the actions and thoughts of others extend to those of us in the waiting/pre-waiting area?  Specifically, are you alright with our posting here too?  Or will my posting be regarded as little more than a metaphysical whisper, lost on the electronic wind?

Second:

Tarran: Execute Plan:
. . .
Just before you Breathe Your Flame Of Electricity at The Batteries

Weren't they "Conveniently Found Condensator Units" a moment ago?

Third: who controls the "Empy Topic Slot," if anyone?  For that matter, who controls the initial slot?  I can't find it listed in the first post, and I imagine the game could use some silly topic variation again someday.

--Rexfelum

[Dwarfaholic]

Pardon, but this individual (me) from the pre-waiting list has been enjoying reading the game proper, and has three things to say and/or ask to/of Dwarfaholic.

First, does the amazing psychic power that allows all the people in the game to know the actions and thoughts of others extend to those of us in the waiting/pre-waiting area?  Specifically, are you alright with our posting here too?  Or will my posting be regarded as little more than a metaphysical whisper, lost on the electronic wind?

Second:

Tarran: Execute Plan:
. . .
Just before you Breathe Your Flame Of Electricity at The Batteries

Weren't they "Conveniently Found Condensator Units" a moment ago?

Third: who controls the "Empy Topic Slot," if anyone?  For that matter, who controls the initial slot?  I can't find it listed in the first post, and I imagine the game could use some silly topic variation again someday.

--Rexfelum

Thank you for your Concern. Your message is Very Important to us.

for the first question, Yes. You are able to know the Thoughts And Actions of all other players, even those hidden behind a Metaphysical Veil Machine Thing. Metagaming is nothing to be worried about in this game.

Second: Well played.  Worrying focus on details, yes, but still commendable. This has been fixed.

Third: I seem to have currently misplaced the list on the two people, but I recall the first one was possibly Flagrarus. For the second one I shall need to do some Scouring Of The Topic.

[Dwarfaholic]

Here we go.

Tarran earned the first Topic Slot on Round 8 for getting 3 Achievements at the same time for performing an Involuntary Craniectomy on the Traitor Doomshifter.

On Round 28 RedWarrior0 earned Topic Slot 2 for Advancing The Plot and Because I Was Bored.

If RedWarrior0 does not want to Claim His Topic Slot I suppose you people could Vote On What You Want For It. This vote would concern All Players, in Both Threads, even in The Pre-Waiting Room. If you Want To Vote, post here. If you Don't Want To Vote good for you. Just keep on doing that. I'm going to Post A Voting Message in the other thread as well. Voting ends by Round 44.

[RedWarrior0]

Topic slot: "Wait, I got a topic slot?"

If not, what is the list of available topic slots?

[Dwarfaholic]

Hm. It appears there is a Limit To The Amount Of Letters In A Topic Name.
I shall have to Compress The Topic Slightly.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 43:

Round Complete.

Xegeth: Enter Location, Interact:

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 Result: 6

With Superlative Confidence you Throw The Door Open And Stroll In.

click

You find yourself Staring Down The Barrel Of A Shot Gun. Holding The Gun is a Big, Sweaty Man, presumably Angry Howard himself. You Manage A Sentence.

Uh... I'd like to buy an omega item. You don't happen to have one of those, do you?

Angry Howard stays silent.

I'm a customer. I'd like to buy things. Money use buy stuff. Understand? Comprendo?

We don't sell that stuff here. You are Amazed; you could hardly believe a person could Expel So Much Spittle while saying a single short sentence. You Carefully Wipe Off your face before resuming the conversation.

This is a shop. You sell things here, right?

We sell drinks. That's all.

Why do you call it a bar, then?

'cuz you can drink the drinks here, too.

You find No Flaws Whatsoever in his logic.

And even if we did sell stuff we wouldn't have no omega objects here. The Tyrant has the only one I know of, and you're not going to be meeting him in a while, not if you're lucky.

Angry Howard turns away his Shot Gun from you, puts it in his mouth, presses the trigger, and Fires A Shot Of Bourbon in his mouth.

Flagrarus: Enter Location:

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 Result: 5

You Head Downstairs, where The Athenians are already waiting. They are Grouped Around a Pair Of Thick Blast-Resistant Doors with Strange Writing on them. One of them Looks Up And Sees You.

Ah. I'm glad you're here. We need to leave this place, now.

Yes, I was just coming to say the same thing to you! Tarran has killed the communists they sent after us, so we'll be having no trouble now.

He managed the entire first wave by himself? Impressive, and it'll buy us more time to escape. These doors are inscribed in ancient Äömesian runes. Turns out this used to be one of their research forts. They abandoned this place some time ago and left inside one of their hideously insane and awesomely powerful contraptions. We don't want anything to do with one of those, now do we?

You Wholeheartedly Agree. Hideously powerful and awesomely insane things are the last thing you want right now. Right?

Ragnarok97071: Lunatic Action:

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 Result: 6

Aah... That Cigar really hit the spot! And by hit you mean Took It To A Vacant Lot And Beat It To Death.

Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health 6/6. You really start to Appreciate Your Surroundings Now. For example, you hadn't even noticed The Air In The Lounge has just the faintest scent of jasmine! Also, you really start wondering Who Those Two Distinguished Gentlemen were who just left.

Tarran: Execute Plan:

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 Result: 6 [Bonus To Plan]

Your execution is Perfect. Just as The Fanatics rush in you Detonate The Capacitors with a well-placed breath. Lightning Courses Through The Room and Leaps From One Screaming Communist To The Other, frying them and Melting The Spears Fanatics are so notorious for using. You even get Both The Sergeants. Only a Scattering Of Fanatics, five of them, Somehow Survive The Carnage, mostly through Spontaneously Moving At Supersonic Speeds and Other Unnatural Acts.

Killcount +23!
Bonus Exp +2! [Squad Leader Eliminated x2]

Level Gained!
Level Gained!
Level Gained!

Physical Health Max +6!
Mental Health Max +6!

Now that Feels Good, Man.

Inteuniso: Lunatic Action:

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 Result: 6

Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health 6/6.

Your Eyes Open to the world, like they have Never Opened Before. You are Standing In A Labyrinth Hallway. There are no Special Features on this piece of hallway, except perhaps for Slightly Less Vomit And Blood. You don't see any traps, so that must mean They Are Hidden.

Kagus: No Action [1]:

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 Result: AUTOSUCCESS

You Quietly Listen to The Screams Emanating from nearby.

Events And NPCs:

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An Ally has slain A Communist at [0,0] x12
An Ally has been slain by A Communist at [0,0].
A Communist has attempted to move to [-1,0] x28
A Communist is slain by a trap at [-1,0] x23
A Communist at [-1,0] is stunned! x5

((Voting Canceled: RedWarrior0 decided on his topic slot use.))

((Addendum: You people rolled freakishly well this round. I am disgusted and slightly aroused.))

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[Xegeth]

I suppose I'll just have to buy some Lon Lon Milk instead.

[maxicaxi]

Can you update the OP?

also how do you watch a thread?

[Flagrarus]

Hmm...I for one really want to open those doors and see the hideous, powerful, insane, awesome contraption. But on the other hand, I don't want to kill us all without at least asking permission first.

So, people of the thread, can I open those doors, find out what this insanely hideous and powerfully awesome contraption is and possibly doom us all ( as well as the communists, of course )?

Please?

[Xegeth]

Losing is fun. I've got no problem with you opening it.

[Rexfelum]

Oh, no!  Did the giant rolling talking multicolor prophetic afro just get killed at location [0,0]?!

(Or was it actually an Athenian who headed out there?  There appears to only have been an "x4" on the move to the "Downstairs Lobby," when there are five of them.  (Details, details.))

also how do you watch a thread?

Congratulations, you are now watching it the easy way.  Just like I am.  Go to "Show new replies to your posts" to see.

--Rexfelum

[Flagrarus]

Wait, wait, I change my mind. The wise course of action here would be:

Find the Afro and ask it whether I should open those doors and find out about this contraption or not.

The Athenians will just have to wait.

[Tarran]

W00t. I win, they lose.

Finish off the Communist Fanatics via Moar lightning.