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Author Topic: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me  (Read 26394 times)

Nether

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #180 on: June 13, 2010, 07:20:23 pm »

Which. Two. Thirds.
You guys lost me.


I wish Pathos would explain things fully XD It would make giving my opinion much easier.
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #181 on: June 13, 2010, 08:00:00 pm »

« Reply #179 on: May 09, 2010, 12:28:25 pm »
« Reply #180 on: Today  at 08:20:23 pm »
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Nether

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #182 on: June 13, 2010, 08:01:08 pm »

Hmmm, yes, dates. I'm not really good with those, sorry. I was just trying to find clarification on his meanings.
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« Reply #183 on: June 13, 2010, 08:33:52 pm »

Are we sure pathos doesn't just have split personality disorder?

I'm voting for this. Or maybe he has an imaginary friend. Who spies on him and takes over his computer.

Also, this thread was hilarious.
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Nether

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #184 on: June 13, 2010, 08:37:37 pm »

Like Fight Club?

Can we expect all of the banks around America to explode in a few days?
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #185 on: June 13, 2010, 09:00:36 pm »

I think its all a massive troll to make us think he actually has a girlfriend when in reality he's a corpulent pus-sac in a basement apartment molesting a collection of imported Japanese figurines and dressing them up in tiny dresses he sewed himself hard drives filled to the brim with guro infested, tentacle yaoi porn clinging to a surreal adventure story which in turn clings to his imagination which is nonexistent since he watches hentai causing him to have an erection disfunction in his libido thus only being capable of pulling the lever while using said hentai.
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I should probably have my head checked, because I find myself in complete agreement with Nikov.

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« Reply #186 on: June 13, 2010, 09:02:27 pm »

I think its all a massive troll to make us think he actually has a girlfriend when in reality he's a corpulent pus-sac in a basement apartment molesting a collection of imported Japanese figurines and dressing them up in tiny dresses he sewed himself.

Duh.
His whole "I give away my passwords easily" sounds...not right to me. Its not that hard.
And if she really is this much of a troll, leave.
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #187 on: June 13, 2010, 09:04:40 pm »

I think its all a massive troll to make us think he actually has a girlfriend when in reality he's a corpulent pus-sac in a basement apartment molesting a collection of imported Japanese figurines and dressing them up in tiny dresses he sewed himself.
No, nonono!

Please change that to hard drives filled to the brim with guro infested, tentacle yaoi porn clinging to a surreal adventure story which in turn clings to his imagination which is nonexistent since he watches hentai causing him to have an erection disfunction in his libido thus only being capable of pulling the lever while using said hentai?

I'm scared of dolls.
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #188 on: June 13, 2010, 09:12:32 pm »

You're scared of dolls?
Strange thing is, no matter how far into the uncanny valley they are for others, dolls never creep me out.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #189 on: June 13, 2010, 09:21:33 pm »

These things are the best example I can give right now:
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These strangly are not that scary, though I would not want them in my room:
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #190 on: June 13, 2010, 09:23:59 pm »

(WARNING: MIGHT BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE!)
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My first reaction when I saw those was, "What the fucking hell?"
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #191 on: June 13, 2010, 09:26:25 pm »

Meh, those are just grotesque.
Except the last one.
That one is just silly.

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« Reply #192 on: June 14, 2010, 04:17:27 am »

Meh, those are just grotesque.
Except the last one.
That one is just silly.
But still the first picture is scarier, right? Or do I have some sort of broken connection up in my brains?
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« Reply #193 on: June 14, 2010, 04:26:28 am »

Do you like children to begin with? Taking something you don't like, and making it an uncanny valley abomination probably wouldn't help
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #194 on: June 14, 2010, 10:00:46 pm »

Yes, I'm sort of a serial cheater.

Have you cheated on her?
I am all against people not trusting me, but if you are a serial cheater, you asked for it.
She will only stop doing that when she starts to trust you again, and unfortunately, that will either take a long time or not happen at all.
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