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Diablous

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #150 on: April 24, 2010, 04:10:23 pm »



Remember, only you can preserve dead wood buildup until the entire western seaboard erupts in a fiery holocaust.

Anyway, on-topic.  Honestly, I'm not sure what the topic even is anymore.

Pathos' girlfriend has been taking over his account and now we can't tell who is who.
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To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #151 on: April 24, 2010, 04:20:10 pm »

Hey Pathos girlfriend, dont tell him but that BJ you gave me last night was amazing.
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #152 on: April 24, 2010, 04:45:32 pm »

Hey Pathos girlfriend, dont tell him but that BJ you gave me last night was amazing.

She gave you one too?
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A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #153 on: April 24, 2010, 04:47:25 pm »

Hey Pathos girlfriend, dont tell him but that BJ you gave me last night was amazing.

She gave you one too?

Yeah dude, Pathos is a pretty lucky guy with a girl who has those lips.
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #154 on: April 24, 2010, 04:47:36 pm »

Sorry that the lipstick from my hand rubbed off on it, guys, but the vaseline really messed with it.
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #155 on: April 24, 2010, 04:51:13 pm »

Just to finish these side conversations for good...


On the "legal flamethrower": There is no technical law about it. Of course, INTERNATIONAL law states that they are illegal, and I'm sure there is a national law about it.
Sort of. International treaties ban their use in combat, although the US didn't sign any of those treaties. They did, however, stop using them, presumably on the grounds that a missile with pinpoint accuracy launched from a plane miles away was far better than a guy crawling to within fifty meters of the target with a giant can of napalm attached to a squirtgun. :3

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If I recall correctly, flamethrowers are "legal" in all states, but in a handful you need permits (I believe mainly particularly flammable states, like California) to use/own one.
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In the United States, private ownership of a flamethrower is not restricted by federal law, but is restricted in some states, such as California, by state laws (cf. California Health and Welfare Codes 12750-12761, Flamethrowing Devices)
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I recalled correctly, apparently. :P
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I'm all for eating the heart of your enemies to gain their courage though.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #156 on: April 24, 2010, 04:52:26 pm »

Sorry that the lipstick from my hand rubbed off on it, guys, but the vaseline really messed with it.

Dont worry honey, we needed that vaseline or else you might of ripped yourself.
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #157 on: April 24, 2010, 05:42:52 pm »

Sorry that the lipstick from my hand rubbed off on it, guys, but the vaseline really messed with it.

Dont worry honey, we needed that vaseline or else you might of ripped yourself.



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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #158 on: April 24, 2010, 05:47:37 pm »

Hahaha slightly creepy sex joke.

I get it.
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #159 on: April 24, 2010, 08:56:59 pm »

I can't be arsed to check this thread, but have 'LIES' been called yet?
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But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #160 on: April 24, 2010, 08:58:36 pm »

I can't be arsed to check this thread, but have 'LIES' been called yet?

Cthulhu on the first / second page, I think.
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #161 on: April 24, 2010, 09:03:17 pm »

Is that you saying that or is it the other you?
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But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
This is mz poetrz, it is mz puyyle.

Diablous

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #162 on: April 24, 2010, 09:04:38 pm »

Is that you saying that or is it the other you?

I've stopped trying to figure that out.
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Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #163 on: April 24, 2010, 09:26:35 pm »

Are we sure pathos doesn't just have split personality disorder?

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #164 on: April 24, 2010, 09:30:36 pm »

Are we sure pathos doesn't just have split personality disorder?

I did consider that, but don't know of any way to test it over the internet as anybody could easily do it, AKA roleplaying.
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