Stick me in as a soap maker, Bubbles McWarhead.
Hmm, I don't think there is a "Mc" in the dwarven language...
It's gonna be your custom nickname (Bubbles "Mc"Warhead).
"Oh, I'm sure you'll think of something. In the meantime, is there a place I could butcher this? That dwarf in the workshops said he wanted body parts, I wonder if pond grabber tentacles will do?"
"You can just butcher it here with this knive."
He gives you a bronze knive!
"He screams for body parts?? He might mean bones, they are easily confused when you can't think clearly..."
>_
To the other dwarf: "I'm heading out on an expedition into the depths... It's going to be dangerous, so if you can help me in any way, I'd be grateful."
"Oooh, danger... I don't know... When going on a long journey, always remember to give yourself to mist!"
>_
You are following a caravan travelling to the dwarven outpost of Charmlash. You don't know why...
The caravan consists of a dwarven couple and their daughter. They are strange people. The two adults have beards like humans and the young woman even seems to
shave, which causes a lot of arguments between the family...
You are currently goning along a sand road through a small wood, near your destination point.
In the background there is a strange wooden chamber surrounded by a moat.
You have a good view of the terrain:
>_
Status:
HP: 10/10Skills: Adequate Thresher (+1)
Novice Teacher (+0.5)
Novice Dodger (+0.5)
Inventory pig tail robe
branch: hit+0, 1d12 dmg
threshed iron (equipped)
rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)
empty leather bag
leather armor (equipped)
wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
HP: 8/10Skills: Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
Novice Striker (+0.5)
Inventory pig tail robe (equipped)
bronze knive: hit+0, dmg: 1d8+4 (equipped)
muddy cave fish
pear
HP: 10/10Skills: Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
Inventory pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
2 pieces of soap
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Topic: Potash Maker Adventure! (Read 59507 times)