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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #45 on: April 11, 2010, 10:14:33 pm »

UNLOAD ON THE ENEMY!
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #46 on: April 12, 2010, 01:40:52 am »

Batista-Drag Paranatural into cover.
(1) Oh shit. You just rammed him into a wall. He is now on critical.
BEEP BEEP.

NUKE9.13-Tear Plasmids to pieces
BEEP BEEP.
You dive foreward but seem to stumble.
BEEP BEEP.

dragnar-Pick up my rifle.
BEEP BEEP.
(3) O... k.....
BEEP BEEP.

Humaan-Reclaim gun.
BEEP BEEP.
(4-1) Done. You now need to run back.
BEEP BEEP.

Diakron-Stablize Paranatural
BEEP BEEP.
(4) Aaand he's now moderately wounded.

Acanthus117-Kill.
(6) BOOM. You drop your gun. (2) The shot goes wide anyway.

Paranatural-Don't die.
(1-1) (Oh shit) Aaaand you're back to critical.
BEEP BEEP.

webadict-KILL.
BEEP BEEP.
(5) Wow. Good shot. (3) Did I say good shot? I meant bad shot.
BEEP BEEP.

Alexander Kyrby-Fire!
BEEP BEEP.
(3) Hmm... you only seem to flinch and fire a weakish shot. (6) It hits all the same. (6) I meant WOULD'VE, because the Plasmid sidesteps into a wall and blows up.
BEEP BEEP.


Plasmids x9-Fire!
BEEP BEEP.
You all fire your shots, but the kickback throws you off! (6)(4)(5)(5)(3)(2)(5)(3)(2) 5 of the shots hit Alexander hard. (4)(1)(6)(5) Three of the ones that went astray rewind as well. (4)(4)(2)(3)(4)(2)(4)(6) He sidesteps 5 of them, but hits the wall and ends up unconcious.
BEEP BEEP.
(5+1-1)(1+1-1)(3-1) Two bounce off his armor, but the other one hits him hard and he is now heavily wounded.


STATUS

Humaan-Claws, Imperium Body Armor, Combat Rifle, Moderately wounded (-1 to all actions)

Paranatural-Particularly long limbs, Imperium Body Armor, Combat Rifle. CRITICAL (-3 to all actions, close to death.)

dragnar-Imperium Body Armor, Combat Rifle, Armok's Favor

Diakron-Imperium Body Armor, Ammoless Combat Rifle

webadict-Crown, Imperium Body Armor, Combat Rifle

Batista-Reinforced Aluminium Plating, Telsa Cannon (These double as your standard equipment, it just seemed to make more sense like this)

Acanthus1171-Particularly cool beard, Imperium Body Armor, Disliked

NUKE9.13-Reinforced Aluminuim Plating, Telsa Cannon, Plasmic Pistol

Alexander Kyrby-Robotic Arm, Imperium Body Armor, Commander's Badge, Combat Rifle, Headache (-1 to all mental actions and those that require a lot of focus), Heavily Wounded (-2 to all actions)
« Last Edit: April 12, 2010, 01:47:04 pm by ExKirby »
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #47 on: April 12, 2010, 01:43:21 am »

Scream "IT IS TEH BOMB!! GET YOURSELVES OUT OF BOMB PALCE NAOW"
and duck for cover, shooting at the plasmids.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2010, 05:29:50 pm by Acanthus117 »
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #48 on: April 12, 2010, 10:50:01 am »

restabalize paranatual
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #49 on: April 12, 2010, 11:07:03 am »

The beeping is an indication of Paranatural's condition. See the beeping stopping/starting when he is hurt/healed/hurt again. There is no BOMB

EUPRYDI DOES NOT STUMBLE
EUPRYDI HAS GYRO-STABILIZATION
Anyway
TEAR PLASMIDS TO PIECES again
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #50 on: April 12, 2010, 11:17:45 am »

KEEP FIRIN'!
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #51 on: April 12, 2010, 01:10:31 pm »

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Batista-Drag Batista into cover.

I think you meant Paranatural there.

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Oh shit. You just rammed him into a wall. He is now on critical.

"Shiiiiit, sorry about that mate, don't worry, I got your back."


Open fire on the plasmids
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #52 on: April 12, 2010, 01:21:12 pm »

Scream in agony. Also, try not to die, again. Also, get up and back into the fight if I feel any better.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2010, 08:46:24 pm by Paranatural »
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Mental Health 6/6. You easily comfort yourself knowing that Paranatural's Hot Stubble And Deliciously Unwashed Armpits will be  waiting for you whatever happens.

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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #53 on: April 12, 2010, 03:35:38 pm »

1. Find source of beeping.
2. Destroy source of beeping.
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #54 on: April 12, 2010, 04:20:16 pm »

I can see this turn being the funniest turn in the history of funny turns.
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #55 on: April 12, 2010, 04:33:03 pm »

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Oh shit. You just rammed him into a wall. He is now on critical.
"Shiiiiit, sorry about that mate, don't worry, I got your back."

Yeah, that's the problem; my back is broken. Stop moving me around! :)
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Mental Health 6/6. You easily comfort yourself knowing that Paranatural's Hot Stubble And Deliciously Unwashed Armpits will be  waiting for you whatever happens.

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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #56 on: April 12, 2010, 06:01:37 pm »

Do basic first aid on myself. Use anything that is nearby to help.
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #57 on: April 12, 2010, 11:30:10 pm »

Scream in agony. Also, try not to die, again. Also, get up and back into the fight if I feel any better.
You've got a -2 to your actions. Best to do nothing.

Anyhow, I'll change my action to helping Paranatural.
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #58 on: April 13, 2010, 08:25:32 pm »

Scream in agony. Also, try not to die, again. Also, get up and back into the fight if I feel any better.
You've got a -2 to your actions. Best to do nothing.

Anyhow, I'll change my action to helping Paranatural.

Good point.

I do nothing at all.
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Mental Health 6/6. You easily comfort yourself knowing that Paranatural's Hot Stubble And Deliciously Unwashed Armpits will be  waiting for you whatever happens.

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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #59 on: April 14, 2010, 11:37:37 am »

Damnit, I'm not taking that action. I started on the turn, but my PC crashed or something. BEEP BEEP.

Actanthus- Make for cover.
BEEP BEEP.
(4) You now have a -1 for the enemy to hit you.
BEEP BEEP

Diakron-Heal Para.
BEEP BEEP.
(1) Now, the best way to cure pain is with more pain, so you shoot, and KILL Paranatural. ...On second thought, you can keep your action, Para.

NUKE9.13-KILL.
(1) They fire on you. (2)(3)(3)(3)(3)(COMBO, lol)(1)(1)(3)(2) I swear I did not jinx those dice. Blame Armok. They ARE twin-linked, however.... (3)(4)(2)(2)(3)(6)(4)(3)(9) Four of the shots rectify themselves. (6)(3)(4)(6) You dodge three of the shots, regardless of the fact that you hit the wall and your data is scrambled. The other shot hits you (2-1) But bounces off your armor.

webadict-FIRE.
(1) ..at yourself. (4) It was a pretty good shot... (2) You totally fail to dodge... (2+1-1) But no damage.

Batista-FIRE.
(3) Meh, I can class that as a pass. (4) It flies true... (5) But that Plasmid lunged out of the way!

dragnar-DESTROY BEEPING.
(Fail) Well, if you mean that dead corpse that is no longer beeping...

Humaan-Heal Self
(5-1) You do a fairly good job.

Paranatural-Do nothing
(Pass) That's very easy to do, considering you're DEAD.

Alexander Kyrby-FIRE.
(1-3) Hey, now you're going beep beep!
BEEP BEEP.


Plasmids x9-FIRE.
BEEP BEEP.
(4) You fire... (4)(5)(4)(1)(4)(5)(2)(4)(5) 7Hit! (4)(4) Make that 9Hit! (6-3)(2-3)(3-3)(1-3)(4-3)(5-3)(5-3)(2-3)(6-3) KILL'T. Never roll RTD6 while Critical. (6+1-1) Now that's a kill right there. I don't need the other 8, that's a kill.


Humaan-Claws, Imperium Body Armor, Combat Rifle

dragnar-Imperium Body Armor, Combat Rifle, Armok's Favor

Diakron-Imperium Body Armor, Ammoless Combat Rifle

webadict-Crown, Imperium Body Armor, Combat Rifle

Batista-Reinforced Aluminium Plating, Telsa Cannon (These double as your standard equipment, it just seemed to make more sense like this)

Acanthus1171-Particularly cool beard, Imperium Body Armor, Disliked

NUKE9.13-Reinforced Aluminuim Plating, Telsa Cannon, Plasmic Pistol
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