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dragnar

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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2010, 04:03:16 pm »

Yell, at the top of my voice "I WANNA BE THE GUY"

Retreat to get my gun while I do this.
1- an apple falls from the floor and kills you. Too bad.

Blood for the blood god! I charge ahead blasting any plasmids. This might be suicidal, but it'll be awesome if it works.
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2010, 07:58:36 pm »

Teamkill I'll be on lookout again. Perhaps jump in front of a teammate about to be shot for cool effect.
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2010, 11:25:02 pm »

get ammo from pocket, rearm :D start sweeping the area for attackers
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2010, 10:46:01 am »

Waiting on... let's see....

Humaan... nope...
Paranatural... nope...
dragnar... nope...
Diakron... nope...
webadict... nope...
Batista... nope...

ACANTHUS. We're waiting on ACANTHUS.
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2010, 04:09:59 pm »

Waiting on... let's see....

Humaan... nope...
Paranatural... nope...
dragnar... nope...
Diakron... nope...
webadict... nope...
Batista... nope...

ACANTHUS. We're waiting on ACANTHUS.
Casualty of war.
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Acanthus117

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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #35 on: April 11, 2010, 12:53:51 am »

Power Outages suck.

Sorry bout the delay. I now follow the peoples, watching out for zombie goasts.
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #36 on: April 11, 2010, 02:37:36 am »

Ok, turn later today when I have some breakfast and my lucky dice.
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #37 on: April 11, 2010, 09:20:44 am »

Sorry about the late turn, RL stuff.

NUKE9.13-Follow, look for attackers
(3) Meh, I can't really do anything with a 3... let's just say that no attackers appeared.

Batista-Lead, find shield.
(1) Aaand 5 of the Plasmids decide to appear, wielding Plasmic Rifles, and shoot you. (3)(5)((1)(4))(5)(3) Two shots hits you square, two rebound off the wall and hit Paranatural. The other seems to go stray, but then curves back into you. That's right, Plasmic weps are twin-linked. (1)(1)(2)(3)(1) You fail to react altogether, although Paranatural did nearly do something. (2+1-1)(1+1-1) Both the shots that hit you bounce off your armor. (6+1-1)(6+1-1) Paranatural has less luck, he falls to the ground and is heavily wounded. (3-1) The stray shot pings off your armor like the rest.

Paranatural-Go on a plasmid killing spree
(2-2) You collapse on the floor and need medical attention, STAT.

Humaan-Yell "I WANNA BE THE GUY", Reclaim gun.
(2) One of the five plasmids shoot at you. (5) Ouch, that hit you square. (2) You make no effort to dodge... (6) You are knocked back and are moderately wounded.

dragnar-Yell "Blood for the Blood god!", charge foreward.
(5) Armok is pleased at this kind of assault and kills off one of them for you. You then line up for a kill. (6) OH HOLY WAFFLE. You manage to line up a piercing shot, but you also drop your rifle and will need to pick it up next shot.   (6) The first Plasmid dives out the way but hits a wall and kills himself (Plasmids are veery fragile.) (4) The second sidesteps it. (3) The third flinches and gets it! (3) SPLAT. The fourth doesn't get a dodge roll because the guy infront got hit... (4) SPLAT Part 2. The fifth guy, again, doesn't get a dodge. (5) PERFECT. The acid blood flies towards the second one, (1) who fails to dodge altogether. (5) And the perfect cleanup award goes to dragnar! Don't worry, there's more.

webadict-Be lookout
4-10 plasmids enter the fray!

Diakron-Get ammo from pocket
(Fail).. Nope, not happening. And seeing as the attackers are already here, your best bet is to go into close combat melee.

Acanthus117-Follow
(4)-O... k?

Alexander Kyrby-Take cover!
(6) You roll out of the way and hit a wall, and end up with a headache.


Plasmid Squad-Take aim
(3) Well that was fairly average.


STATUS

Humaan-Claws, Imperium Body Armor, Moderately wounded (-1 to all actions)

Paranatural-Particularly long limbs, Imperium Body Armor, Combat Rifle. Heavily wounded (-2 to all actions, pretty close to death.)

dragnar-Imperium Body Armor, Combat Rifle, Armok's Favor

Diakron-Imperium Body Armor, Ammoless Combat Rifle

webadict-Crown, Imperium Body Armor

Batista-Reinforced Aluminium Plating, Telsa Cannon (These double as your standard equipment, it just seemed to make more sense like this)

Acanthus1171-Particularly cool beard, Imperium Body Armor, Combat Rifle, Disliked

NUKE9.13-Reinforced Aluminuim Plating, Telsa Cannon, Plasmic Pistol

Alexander Kyrby-Robotic Arm, Imperium Body Armor, Commander's Badge, Combat Rifle, Headache (-1 to all mental actions and those that require a lot of focus)
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #38 on: April 11, 2010, 09:33:24 am »

Drag Paranatural into cover while shooting

Shout: "WE NEED A MEDIC HERE ASAP!"
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #39 on: April 11, 2010, 09:49:22 am »

That body is to far gone.
"It's no use, remove his consciousness and melt him down for scrap!
What?
Oh, right. Fleshhulls need their bodies to live. My bad!"
Remember to practice human biology at some point. For now, charge up, increase fuel intake. I can get that one, throw it into that one, then punch that one through that one, then use them both to hit that one.


Leap into combat. Tear those plasmids to pieces.
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #40 on: April 11, 2010, 10:24:42 am »

Pick up my rifle.
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #41 on: April 11, 2010, 12:26:42 pm »

Get away from here to my gun!
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #42 on: April 11, 2010, 01:03:21 pm »

try and stabilize paranatural
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #43 on: April 11, 2010, 07:28:16 pm »

Fire the bullets from THE GUN while saying "I must kill fast to find Gorden Freedmen! No tiem for Combin from science and outer space!"
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Re: A very simple RTD
« Reply #44 on: April 11, 2010, 09:55:42 pm »

Try desperately not to die
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