Remove the GDI Light Infantry unit from Ragnarok and put him on the ship filled with humans.
Actually make a planet and put ship on it.
Eat lemon.
Give adventurers space suits to survive in the vaccum of space.
Put lock on cabinet to prevent dark from opening it.
Make a fleet of Space Marines.
Make them use an Exterminatus on Ragnarok.
Remove Space Marines.
Dark: Do shit.
You enact your ridiculously circuitous plan to destroy Ragnarok. Sum total: One Planet
tm with a Ship
tm The adventurers also now have space suits. You put a lock on the cabinet. You're not sure how or why that would stop dark, but you're pretty confident that it will. You still cannot control Dark You.
Create Rocket Launcher of Doom.
Resurrect the Master Chef and turn him back into the Master Chief.
Put a hundred trillion Fusion Coils underneath him.
Have him fire the RLoD at the Fusion Coils.
Meanwhile, create 20 friendly dragons on the rouge planet, and then 100 hostile bronze colossus's.
Then add magma everywhere on the planet.
Because you are a sick twisted blood good, you resurrect the vapor that is Master Chef and make him blow himself up. How silly. You also make a huge pile of ridiculously overpowered megabeasts on the rouge [sic] planet kill eachother and then die in magma, which is once again a silly and circuitous plan.
>Order adventurers to be less uncomfortable.
>Give them a lemon, orange, and avocado and them turn them into Mjollnir, Excalibur, and Grayswandir respectively.
>Send adventurers to Planet Rouge to kill @ and ascend to the Elemental Planes on one of the < spaces.
The adventurers are already far less uncomfortable now that they can breath is space. Then you give them powerful weapons and send them to die in magma. (tails) They are dead. Drat, you've foiled yourself again!
The cabinet shudders slightly.
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