Create a Xenomorph. Fondly regard.
You create a xenomorph in space. *SHPOP* You fondly regard the fact that xenomorphs can survive for slighty less time in outer space than bears. How curious.
>Stop having the need to breathe.
>Convert Phone Booth into Outhouse.
>Use Outhouse
>Create, then drink, Beer.
You are SPACE BEAR! Now we're talking! You create the outhouse, but you don't feel much need to use it, since you've never eaten. To remedy this, you create the first beer! You have some difficulty getting it into your mouth in the vacuum of space, but it was worth it.
>Create an artifact microcline cabinet that is larger on the inside than the outside and can travel through time and space.
You have created the TIME CABINET! You don't need a cabinet to travel through time and space, but this has a lot more panache.
> Find VY Canis Majoris, then create a Hypernova.
> destroy the resulting black hole and destroy our black hole, both by super-hyper-gigantic-nova.
You find the star. Now...
F-SHOOOOOOOOM!!There is now a white hole. You have no bloody idea what to do about that.
> Create a really sweet Quern
That is a sweet friggin' quern, dude.
Make a body for yourself thats a lightyear long spaceship with evrything that contains a brain the size on mars orbit.
Your body... um... is now a spaceship? But its also a body. And there's brain just sort of attached to it. You're not sure how big the brain is, you think left a note saying how big it was on mars' orbit path somewhere. The ship is also a lightyear long. That way when the pilot n the front tells the engines to start, it takes about a year before the ship starts moving. And that's just the engines, the cockpit would take longer to start moving... you know what, that's probably a bad idea. You decide to eschew it.
> Create EVERYTHING
Don't know what 'EVERYTHING' is.
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