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Author Topic: Man of SCIENCE!!  (Read 147450 times)

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #780 on: May 02, 2010, 07:48:38 am »

But that would be amusing.

And the present is bereft of updates.

Carry on. Let's try to make this the thread with the highest spam-to-content ratio of any significant forum game.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #781 on: May 02, 2010, 08:17:16 am »

There has to be at least 1 thread that is 100% spam and 0% content, so that goal can never be attained, for no matter how much spam we add to the thread, it will never be 100%.

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #782 on: May 02, 2010, 08:29:46 am »

Dongs? <_<
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #783 on: May 02, 2010, 06:09:12 pm »

Just the other day I was lamenting the loss of the 'you are banned' thread...
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #784 on: May 03, 2010, 04:40:20 pm »

It's gone? Oh, good.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #785 on: May 03, 2010, 04:41:59 pm »

It's gone? Oh, good.

Toady locked it due to lack of real content and stupidity.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #786 on: May 03, 2010, 11:45:59 pm »

It was full of content! random content, but that was its charm. You could while away the hours trying to twist the previous post into a thing of beauty and terror...

>Create a meme, OF SCIENCE!!!
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #787 on: May 04, 2010, 12:08:29 am »


                 Do it!
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #788 on: May 04, 2010, 12:25:50 am »

Dongs.

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Wearing:
- White Dongs of DONGS!
- Safety Dongs of DONGS!
- Black Dongs of DONGS!
- Black Dongs of DONGS!
- Tool Dongs of DONGS!

Inventory:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Parts:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Chemicals:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Knowledge:
- Primary Discipline: DONGS (level 3)
- Secondary Disciplines: DONGS (level 2)
- Tertiary Disciplines: DONGS (level 1), DONGS (level 1), DONGS (level 0)
- Formulae: 3
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
- Inventions: 9
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Health:
- No Dongs
- No Dongs in system
- Well fed, well-hydrated

Negligible Dongs
Mild Dongs

Current Lab: Metal WorkDongs , Amateur Dongs Set (Portable), Outdated Dongs (Portable), Makeshift Mold Dongs , Lame Rat Dongs [1 Metal Dongs, 1 Spoon, 1 Tin Dongs, contains 1 Intoxicated Dongs <Dongs + Dongs>]

Locations:
Dongs, United States: Slum Basement Dongs, Scrapyard, Pawn Dongs, UCSD, Dongs
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #789 on: May 04, 2010, 12:27:46 am »

This game is dongs dead, isn't it?

The thread has become some horrible mutant abomination... of SCIENCE!
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #790 on: May 04, 2010, 12:28:09 am »

dongs
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #791 on: May 04, 2010, 12:31:16 am »

Consider Plan: Dongbot 9000
Dongs [x1]
Small Electric Dongs [x1]
Copper Dongs [x10]
Remote Control Dongs  [x1]
Plastic Dongs [x4]
PushDongs  [x7]
Average Dongs [x1]

Combine Dongs with Dongs x5 to make Dongs x5

Use Dongs to mod Dongbot to make Dongdongbot
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #792 on: May 04, 2010, 12:34:06 am »

Real update now.

The alarm clock is simple. Too easy for someone of your caliber. You code it with one hand while you use the remainder of your considerable intellect to-

That's it.

That's what's been missing.

LEVEL UP IN PROGRAMMING

It was so easy you can hardly believe you didn't think of it before! It's been there all along! Even your most basic machines can now take advantage of Parallel Processing. Their intelligence will be raised for every Control Unit you use, within reason. You can now also code simple AIs.

Oh, and you also have an alarm clock on your laptop.

You scribble down a few thrift stores in your notebook - a dollar store, a thrift store, a local Goodwill for... cheaper clothing, if you need it.

You remember that it is not garbage day and consult your chemistry books.

Reactives tend to enhance all effects of a substance, but may be explosive at times and are generally a little dangerous. Stables act sort of as buffers for Reactives, mitigating the enhancements at some times, as well as extending the length of the effects.

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Wearing:
- White Lab Coat of SCIENCE!
- Safety Goggles of SCIENCE!
- Black Gloves of SCIENCE!
- Black Boots of SCIENCE!
- Tool Belt of SCIENCE!

Inventory:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Parts:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Chemicals:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Knowledge:
- Primary Discipline: KILLBOTICS (level 3)
- Secondary Disciplines: BIOLOGY (level 2), PROGRAMMING (level 2)
- Tertiary Disciplines: PHYSICS (level 1), CHEMISTRY (level 0)
- Formulae: 3
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
- Inventions: 9
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Health:
- No wounds
- No drugs in system
- Well fed, well-hydrated

Negligible Fame
Mild Megalomania

Current Lab: Metal Workbench, Amateur Chemistry Set (Portable), Outdated Laptop (Portable), Makeshift Mold Tank, Lame Rat Container [1 Metal Bucket, 1 Spoon, 1 Tin Plate, contains 1 Intoxicated Rat <Hallucinogen+Reactive>]

Locations:
Los Angeles, United States: Slum Basement Lab, Scrapyard, Pawn Shop, Dollar Store, Thrift Store, Goodwill, Cheap Grocery Store, UCLA, USC
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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
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Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #793 on: May 04, 2010, 12:36:19 am »

Wooh!
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #794 on: May 04, 2010, 12:38:15 am »

Wooh!

Yeah, you were scared, weren't you? :P
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I
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