My sworddwarf, Vabok, "The Beard of Insight," was going around the area today when I learned of a criminal organization in a nearby town called Gildedspoons. I never took on criminals before, so I thought it would be fun to slash their heads off. Vabok had around 50 kills at this point from going on rampages in Hillocks and killing bandits, and was an adept sword user. My adventure as a heroic-mass murderer was going well, but for some reason I couldn't find any metal armour for the waist down. Not a single soldier dwarf had the armour I needed.
With this setup, I went to Gildedspoons with my three companions: An axedwarf, a hammer man, and a crossbow man. I realized that I didn't know what the hell I was supposed to do to find the criminals. I searched it up on Google and still didn't know anything. With boredom setting in after a hour, I went to find the lord of Gildedspoons. I decapitated him with a single swift stroke. I proceeded to murder his consort and all of his loyal soldiers. The battle was over, with a crapton of corpses, severed arms, severed heads, and a criminal organization still on the loose. Oh well. Nonetheless, I did what anyone would do: Claim Gildedspoons as my own.
Of course, once a rampage begins, it must continue. I walked out of the building and into the market. I decided to try killing the merchants, which didn't end well. I underestimated the number of merchants in the market, and let me just say that 30 pissed off guys with knives are pretty scary. None of my companions had metal armour, so even silver knives made quick work of them. My companions fought their absolute best. After all, they were being mobbed by a raging stabby storm. The axedwarf furiously severed as many limbs as he could. The hammer man bashed many heads in. The crossbow man sucked, so he was reduced to going melee. However, despite their best efforts, death was coming. I think the crossbow man was the first to go down. After falling to the ground during the battle, the merchants jumped upon him and tore his body to pieces. The axedwarf was furiously fighting, but exhaustion settled in and his drop in speed was his end. The hammer man survived longest out of my companions, mostly because he and Vabok were fighting back to back like badasses. Unfortunately, one of the merchants landed a decisive stab in the middle of the hammer man's chest.
Now, Vabok, the lord of the town was the only one left to face the merchants of his own town. Vabok's killcount went up by nearly 15 in this one marketplace conflict, but still the merchants came. At this point, I realized that this situation was unwinnable, so I tried running. My lack of metal boots came to bite me. One of the merchants slashed Vabok's right foot, severing the motor nerve. It was over, so in order to continue ruling Gildedspoons, I had Vabok retire. Thus ended Vaboks adventurer life, with a killcount just short of 80.