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[Eric Blank]

My lasher companion just one-shotted a dragon. This was after it slaughtered three of the others and we'd fled/returned. I could hardly touch the thing, but this guy...

[Ilirion]

Was sent to kill an elven overlord in the local catacombs who turned out to be a mummy. I didn't escape.

EDIT:


I determinedly set off in my quest...

[Gaybarowner]

Am I the only one who loves playing as a

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elf

[Random Spark]

I'm in a human town.. and theres goblins and humans hanging around.

Just chilling.

Looks like the population is about half/half and the entire list fortifications are made out of this really pretty purple rock stuff.

Rutile? No idea.

We're literally day and a half from two goblin towers and a necro tower.
oh man. The chef of this soupy civ is Lord Uthra Gugirrico. He apparently was very impressed with my mindless slaughter of two were beasts and now wants me to clean out his dungeon because his militia apparently can't handle it on their own.


took my ^<badass<*-Bronze Scimitar^-*>badass>

Went down there, cleaved every single dude into bits but all the ladies were apparently beast mode and i have died a terribly painful death.

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You lie on the ground.
You stand up.
Your intense search turns up nothing.
The Hammerman falls over.
You slash The Hammerman in the right upper arm with your *®+bronze scimitar+¯*, tearing apart the muscle through the brown recluse spider man silk cloak!
An artery has been opened by the attack and a sensory nerve has been severed!
The Hammerman loses hold of the copper shield.
You've been spotted!
You've been spotted!
The Hammerman loses hold of the brown recluse spider man silk right mitten.
The Hammerman loses hold of the alpaca wool right glove.
You slash The Hammerman in the right hand with your *®+bronze scimitar+¯* and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Hammerman misses You!
The Hammerman loses hold of the brown recluse spider man silk left mitten.
The Hammerman loses hold of the alpaca wool left glove.
The Hammerman loses hold of the iron maul.
You slash The Hammerman in the left lower arm with your *®+bronze scimitar+¯* and the severed part sails off in an arc!
You slash The Hammerman in the lower body with your *®+bronze scimitar+¯*, tearing apart the muscle through the brown recluse spider man silk cloak and spilling her guts!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The *®+bronze scimitar+¯* has lodged firmly in the wound!
You grab The Hammerman by the third toe, right foot with your right upper arm!
You strike The Hammerman in the head with your iron shield, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The Hammerman has been knocked unconscious!
Hammerman has been struck down.

[Rumrusher]

Am I the only one who loves playing as a

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elf

eh, elves don't get the ability to choose an animal to be a companion just get access to passive animals.

[Gaybarowner]

Am I the only one who loves playing as a

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elf

eh, elves don't get the ability to choose an animal to be a companion just get access to passive animals.

I find them overpowered as hell
Animals do not run away
Shove a spear through the skull..
INSTANT FOOD AND BLOOD!
Plus you can get some animals to join you in your hunt!
...
I am starting to sound like one..

[MrWillsauce]

I pretty much exclusively play dwarves for their martial trances and the possibility for steel weapons. I play humans sometimes when I get frustrated at not finding armor, but rarely ever elves. The speed boost is nice I guess, but the animal friendship thing is more annoying than helpful because you have to confirm every attack you make on animals and you don't get experience.

[Ilirion]

I pretty much exclusively play dwarves for their martial trances and the possibility for steel weapons. I play humans sometimes when I get frustrated at not finding armor, but rarely ever elves. The speed boost is nice I guess, but the animal friendship thing is more annoying than helpful because you have to confirm every attack you make on animals and you don't get experience.

It would be nice if elves were able to recruit tamable creatures as companions with animal training skill. Maybe with a high enough level they would be able to tame exotic pets.

[Gaybarowner]

Well true that but still If it was moddable to ignore Confirming attacks i would say elfs are the most overpowered But yeah training is a hassle Dwarves are my first almost to elves humans are eh to boring Why play a humie when you got a game full of drunken midgets and tree hugging hippies?

[random_odd_guy]

got the title "the eagle of axes" for killing things with an axe...how appropriate...now, if only i had gotten it for killing EAGLES with an axe

[itisnotlogical]

Frickin dingos everywhere. I think dingos outbred everything else in worldgen, except for the ever-resilient Cavies. I think so far the only quest I had that wasn't a bandit camp, was murdering a random dingo woman in her lair.

[Scow2]

I'm playing as a steel-clad dwarf "Urist McShieldwall" (actual name Tobul Limulitdun Zonzulash Megid)... the only mods I'm running are the archery rebalance and Adventurer's friend... At last count, I had 50 assorted bone-and-fur shields in my hands, in addition to a +Steel Battleaxe+ and Steel Warhammer... MUAHAHA! I AM INVINCIBLE!

I've crushed two necromancer towers without needing to reload - Kicked in the door, and charged through all the zombies with my axe-and-hammer, and slaughtered ALL the necromancers! Now, I have a quest to kill a forest titan across the ocean... I tried walking due to the entire place being frozen over... but the waves (On a frozen ocean, throwing up huge walls of ice) and resulting FPS-kill have made that a pain in the ass... so now I have to find either a warmer place to swim across that won't freeze, or walk around the sea... once I trudge back to shore.

[Eric Blank]

Having a very successful adventure, currently. Took a dragonman for a spin a couple days ago after losing a few others, and she's still holding up quite well. The ability to set aflame anyone I don't want to deal with might have something to do with it. However, a portion of her kills are dragons of several varieties, and 2 titans. The rest are two cyclopes, a bunch of brutemen (my modded semi-megabeast civ) and some humans.

    The first titan was a one-eyed ceratopsid marsh titan with a venomous sting who I had all to myself, and who didn't put up much of a fight, after being set aflame. I used it's bones, teeth and skull to adorn my trophy-amulet, cloak, and sword.

    The second was a sauropod if I recall, who spat flame. I couldn't set it on fire, so the battle raged and my companions got in to score their own chunks of victory. It took a long-ass time, but I finally lopped it's whole damn head off. The body promptly caught fire and was burned away. No trophy this time...

    Finally, we got another fight with another titan; a desert titan from the good region, The Amethyst Dune. It got the first hit on me and sent me flying back a ways, unharmed but undignified, but we quickly turned it into a piecemeal, given that it was made of silty clay. My companion got the kill, though. Bisected the whole damn thing. It's "look of unbelievable peace" must have come to it over the eons, as it learned of the day it would die at the hands of a bunch of schmucks from the castle nearby. It managed to break one of my companion's legs, though. She'll be fine after travel I'd wager.

My adventurer's title is "The Ivy of Wrath." Damn fine title.

[itisnotlogical]

I recruited a random swordsman in a town. Said swordsman proceeded to completely chainsaw everything he came across, including dingos, hyenas and bandits. Finally, a lucky shot from a crossbowman got him in the head, and he stumbled away off screen. I couldn't find him and eventually got a message that he suffocated RIP random swordsman, your memory lives on in the other swordsman I just hired.

[Facekillz058]

"You know that farmer who's head you beat in with that golden lute?"
"Yeah"
"You know his beekeeper friend?"
"Mhmm."
"HE"S RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND HE'S A LEGENDARY STRIKER!"
You have been struck down.