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[lionstar]

Made a demigod and immediately went to the capitol city and explored its dungeon. Within a few minutes I had full set of well/finely crafted + decorated iron armor and a jade-decorated masterly crafted iron long sword. Found a crowded room-base of the Hale Band, the main criminal organization in the city or nation. My companions and I kill all of the guys in the room-base. I sleep after an iron bolt bruises my lung through my chain shirts and breastplate. Then I wake up to find 10-15 crossbowmen surrounding me with my 4 companions inexplicably several rooms away. Then I die in an unholy rage. Refuse to savescum. 


(They had like 8 chests full of assorted wooden crossbows and a ton of copper/bronze bolts, I think they were planning on taking over the city )

[Stone Wera]

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[MagmaMan54]

My new signature happened. 

[nenjin]

Currently building a guild hall/manor for my adventurer in Fortress mode. It's turned out to be semi-challenging in terms of logistics, actually, because it's an almost pure soil embark and I've gotten almost 30 migrants in the first year, way, way more than I ever intended to have build this place.

[Proteus]

My new signature happened. 

Dwarf fortress, where even a snowball fight can have deadly consequences

[lionstar]

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...That's not really so many for a vampire. I've had a vampire-killin' quest that said she killed 4,600-something

[Stormblade]

made my first ever epic adventurer, a pikemen. he slew bandits and vampires, killing the vampire overlord of some city where the majority of the population were elves, all the merchants were elves too..Hode ventured far and wide and in trying to track down and kill a bandit chief with a huge army, i had tried taking on this chief before and couldn't as he had so many people with him. it was a bloody battle and i managed to win despite losing several of my own men, and suffering grevious wounds in which i was forced to drink the blood of a vampire to survive..(not really, i just accidently drank the blood of some dead vampire.)

I became a master pikemen and was finally given quests by the lords and ladies, it didn't last though. After killing some werid beats in the sewars i was finally sent off to kill a Titan. i didn't even reach him though, got ambushed by kobolds and managed to defeat them all with 2 of my guys who were badly injured and were knocked out..i didn't want to face bogeymen at night so i thought i'd sleep here as it was night and i'd be safe..they must of died during the night, as the bogeymen came. i ran as far as i could, even managing to kill one, i have no idea how, i always thought those things were near impossible. i got cornered at some ledge though, and when i tried to fight them off, i got knocked backwards when one charged at me and i broke legs falling from something which i guess was a cliff or something. bottom line is, i didn't survive long with both my legs and left arm broken, i was lucky my head was fine. i think the crown saved me. didn't stop the bogeymen descending on me and kicking me in the uppder body so hard they pierced both my lungs and kept on kicking me as i tried to crawl away until i just suffocated. not the most glorious end for someone who was a pretty damn amazing hereo, the best i've had so far anyway.

[Putnam]

This video accurately describes my recent adventure shenanigans.

[thatkid]

Mythe Legendelame, the Batman "Recruit", garbed in a Giant Rat Leather Tophat, Giant Rat Leather Coat, Pig Tail Shirt and Trousers, and Giant Rat Leather Boots has been hired to slay a necromancer.

Naturally, he won't be going along. Aside from his pair of trusty copper claws, he's dragging a Nephalim Marskman and a Nephalism Phalanx along as well as a Meowkin Axeman.
Time for some !!!FUN!!

If he survives this, there's rumor of a tower far to the north that holds the secrets to both basic control of elemental magic as well as lich-dom.

E: Upon arrival at the necromancer's camp, I found that everybody loves a goofy looking batman.
My companions were slaughtered, but not before finishing the quest on my behalf. The remaining bandits were friendly enough to let me go through their ill-gotten goods, and said I could take whatever I wanted.

[byrnsey]

My Peasant had gotten his first castle quest, and was checking out a keep looking for a bandit.  Crossbowman zaps one of my pikemen in the gut and he runs off to recuperate.  Last we see of him until two rooms later when we open a door and find gibs of him painting the walls.  Master Lasher and 2 Axelords come out and chop my companions to pieces.  Dingus swordsman who was with them spots me and gets one of the axelords on my tail.  He got a crossbowbolt where his pancreas used to be.  Eventually got a few steps away, ran down some stairs, took a swan dive off a ledge in the hope he wouldn't be able to get to the stairs before I came to (he didn't) and hid behind a door.  I peek back around the door, and there he is.  Three stories up on a stairway with nothing near it.  I take the shot, miss, but only because he dodged into open space, breaking both arms and a leg.

I saunter over, drop the bow, grab each of his hands in one of mine, and wait for him to wake up.  I make sure he never uses that axe to chase anyone through a laggy dungeon again; pinching off his fingers one by one, then the hand when I run out.  Pussy bled tout after only the right hand.

Oh well, his masterwork shield and sword are certainly useable.

[Xotano]

"you strike the wild boar in the head with your raw sole, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
the wild boar has been knocked unconscious!
the wild boar has been struck down."

why?
cus the salmon wasn't fresh.

[Chilton]

Felt a bit Bloodlusty.
Became a Bronze Colossus and threw a Deity down a Street.
Fell into the Running Water of a Sewer.
Couldnt get out because for some reason this part had no exits.
Gave up.

Yay

[Xotano]

i'm a vampire necromancer and i got my head melted by a dragon and I LIVED! i duno why but my description said my head was melted in red and it went away when i traveled, i'm missing my back right tooth and my upper body fat but it says nothing of my head in the description now.

so i guess i grew my head back or i'm just running around with a skinless muscle-less skull face

my head wouldnt have gotten melted if not for me wanting to animate some nearby elf skin in the dragon cave.

[MadocComadrin]

Get yourself a whip and a bike, and you could be Ghost Rider:

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[Tharwen]

I just found my first necromancer tower.