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Garath

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3735 on: February 24, 2012, 02:52:00 pm »

Vampire sneaks behind a dragon and starts smashing toe bones and the bones in the hind legs untill the dragon passes out. Said vampire is now drinking dragon blood.... Can anyone tell me how to mod it that this would give me firebreath? The image is just too awesome, a tiny dwarven vampire sipping blood from a massive dragon.

Vamp was getting very thirsty, and I just couldn't find any wildlife, villages were very far away, then there was this lair, didn't know it was a dragon lair.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3736 on: February 24, 2012, 05:13:58 pm »

Pretty much just walking around, killing bandits and the like, trying to stay alive in the cold/freezing country I'm in. I found a capital where half it's population had been abducted by one Dark Fortress. I went to the leader/law-giver to see wtf was happening (how does every child in the town get abducted?) also wanted to see what kind of quests, if any, he would give me.

I ask him about his profession, he tells me he was a hunter, and had kill over 2000 humans in THIS town. I was like, "WTF? Are you a vamp?"

"I AM BLAH BLAH! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!" After a long fight, I killed him.


I think that's the reason why so many abductions were happening; I heard vampire leaders can be cruel. Also, since he stays mostly in the keep, where the army is, then he probably killed most of the army (no one to stop the snatchers), which explains why the military was so small, and weak too (I took 2 with me, and they died right away, to camels......).


With the vamp leader dead, and a new law-giver going to be appointed, maybe the snatching will end. Now I'm heading west, to the Desert of Skirts. I talked to a priestess in the capital I was in, poor woman had lost her 5 children to snatchers and her husband to a troll in the Desert of Skirts. I heard there were actually a couple of legendary trolls in that desert, so I'll go there and hunt them.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3737 on: February 24, 2012, 09:56:41 pm »

Uh.



Managed to recruit him. He's so much faster than me that it's terrifying.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3738 on: February 25, 2012, 06:01:03 am »

Exploring a large assortment of tombs.

It is interesting, the women that are entombed in this graveyard obviously all dfied of starvation ...
could it be that they all suffered from Anorexia? :D
The othr funny thing is the only mummy that I encountered so far ...
I am always sneaking through the tomb and in one pyramid, one story I had stairs leading down ...
I peeked and spotted a mummy and 2 animated skeletons, but as the mummy didnīt give her usual evil guy-speech, I believed that it hadnīt seen me and therefore slowly backed away, sneaking out of the tomb.
a short time later I discovered that I was mistaken ... I went on top of the next pyramid (on the outside) and suddenly someone gave me an evil guy-speech. I looked down and saw the mummy from the previous pyramid standing a few steps below me :D
(fortunately it wasnīt a great challenge ... one slash with my +bronze scimitar+ and its head flew away ;) )
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3739 on: February 25, 2012, 11:19:26 am »

Salutations, everyone. Here is a narrative of my adventures as Lin Sabreswam, Hammerman, having begun playing Dwarf Fortress again just yesterday after a long absence.

Yesterday, I found that an adventurer with no more than a rank of Proficient in Dodger and Shield User is capable of carrying on an indefinitely long battle with a Bronze Colossus. I cheesed a bit, because I never succeed in much before being murdered by a stray arrow in adventure mode, and decided to just hold down the directional arrow towards the Colossus. Soon enough I was a Legendary Fighter/Hammerman/Dodger/Shield User with all of the related attributes at Superhuman and ready to face the world!

Escaping was a bit of a difficulty, though my helpful neighborhood Giant Wrens soon came along to distract the Colossus. I stumbled upon a nearby Dragon's lair and decided I might as well have some FUN, and test the limits of this (to my inexperienced mind) GOD of an adventurer; Sparkybreath then proceeded to put a claw between my right arm and weapon hand.

Unperturbed by this new development, I decided that bringing a warhammer to a firefight was a bad idea and instead grabbed my copper knife. The end results of the combat was a mild increase in my throwing skills, at least thirty ancillary casualties from the dragonfire, and one very mad dragon with lacerated legs and a copper knife hilt-deep in its flank. Somewhat disappointing compared to the Cacame-esque dragon trouncing I had anticipated, but nonetheless better than I had ever done. I left well enough alone, and the dragon to its meal of well-done peasant steak.

Fate would then carry me on a crusade against the evil and improbably numerous dingo packs oppressing the citizenry, a long series of battles that left me jaded to the horrors of extermination warfare and without the hope of proper loot. Tired of this life I had been forced into, I began a trek through the blasted wastelands of the south, hoping to find my purpose in the world (and, let's be honest, at least ONE rusted-through blade or helm for my troubles). No sooner had I crossed a great river running red with the blood of the unnamed fallen, did I find my first opponent. A rotting, barely animate Foul Blendec.

I strode confidently towards my foe, and while I like to think my cloak was flapping majestically in the wind at the time, I don't doubt the evil locus I had stumbled into sought to spite me even in regards to drama. My hammer came down once, twice, blows that would end even the most stubborn Canid, but the Blendec was unmoved by my efforts. Unused to any foes since Sparkybreath displaying such fortitude, I decided to err on the side of caution and step back to lob rocks at a safe distance.

Unfortunately, that one short step was my undoing. As I tried to retreat, the Blendec matched my pace and threw such a blow that it's a wonder the few fibers still keeping its wrist whole didn't simply disintegrate, and I found myself with a fist-sized hole in my skull and a rotting section of arm where my grey matter belonged.

In the midsummer of 2, Lin was struck down by the zombie foul blendec Balancedrhymed in The Strangled Jungle.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3740 on: February 25, 2012, 11:40:23 am »

Found my way into the sewers, but I can't find anything to fight, which is going to suck, literally, since this vampire has just gotten the munchies

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on a related note: cities suck, so much lag
« Last Edit: February 25, 2012, 11:43:49 am by Garath »
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3741 on: February 25, 2012, 12:01:41 pm »

i didnt read the posts below Broseph Stalin's so i missed someone telling him that the zombie grenade was actually the plan all along xD
and i don't mind if they rot, they would just become skeletons instead of zombies.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2012, 12:04:20 pm by Xotano »
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"Engraved on the wall is a masterful depiction of a human by Logrin.  The artwork relates to Xotano Beastblood The Everseeing Dwelling of Clouds the human vampire recruiting some new human shields companions after his encounter with Ral Firewealthy the Warm Flicker the dragon, during which his face was melted off."

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3742 on: February 25, 2012, 02:53:24 pm »

i've been roleplaying as a feral elf (i'm an elf with no weapons or armor and i terrorize the local peasants) at night the boogeys came and somehow i lasted till morning, becoming a legendary wrestler in the process.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3743 on: February 25, 2012, 05:44:53 pm »

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3744 on: February 25, 2012, 06:24:49 pm »

Modded the game to give certain werewolves the ability to escape battles by transforming both themselves and attackers into birds for a while; I'm flying across the ocean now. :D

Edit: I also forgot to give the transformed birds a grasp, so now I will probably die of starvation.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3745 on: February 25, 2012, 07:14:38 pm »

After getting a sensory nerve in my leg torn by an alligator, I decided to get crutch walking up to legendary +5.  I also got Ambushing up to legendary +5 in the process.

And daaamn, it's a game breaker.  Assassinating necromancers in their towers is really fun, and if someone spots you you just run down the stairs and sneak again.  Also the book I've learnt the dark arts from is called "Dying: A New Approach".
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3746 on: February 25, 2012, 08:16:32 pm »

"Dying: A New Approach".

"The secret to eternal life is to suffer fatal wounds, and simply forget to expire"
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3747 on: February 25, 2012, 08:23:12 pm »

That necromancer is a plagiarist.
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« Reply #3748 on: February 25, 2012, 11:27:01 pm »

Just played my first axelord vampire today. After a relatively average start to my game, gearing up at a local keep, killing a few wolves, I decide to call the local lord out on his obvious vampirism. Now I don't know why so many people say that vampires are impossible to kill, because after I backed away a bit and let him start whaling on a child in the keep I simply walked up behind him and brained him with my copper axe. I then drank some of his blood, had a short chat with the now-paralyzed three-year old, then left. The effects of the vampirism didn't seem to set in immediately, but once they things snowballed into insanity.

The first time my vampirism really came into play was when I was ambushed by a bunch of bandits. Despite my rather average skills I was able to dispatch them with a bit of sneaky sneaky. After that, I decided to pop into a nearby town and to take my first blood on a merchant in the stalls, at the crack of dawn. All went well there, I drank my fill and got out of the city.

After travelling for a bit, I decided to stop by in another city and feast again. This time, however, I chose a person sleeping in a small house. Unfortunately it seems that when multiple people are on the same tile, they do not all sleep, and I was caught. Keep in mind that there are only 2 human civilizations on this world. Now I was an enemy of one of them, and any hopes I had of becoming a hero were quite shattered.

Hopes for adventure, however, were not dimmed. I murdered absolutely everyone in that quaint little building then dashed away into the night.

A few days later, I arrive in a large human town. I decide to check out the local keep, just for kicks, and when I get to the top floor I'm yelled at by two acolytes with characteristically strange titles. They both begin chasing me, having seen through my vampirism I presume, but I simply stroll out of the keep unmolested.

As soon as I enter the marketplace, however, I'm mobbed by about 40 merchants who were standing at their stalls. I shat bricks, not knowing the full power of the vampire in me...
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3749 on: February 26, 2012, 01:51:39 am »

So what happened? MUST. KNOW.
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