Warghui grinned to himself, tucking his dagger away for a moment to wipe blood from his hair with his single hand as he surveyed the carnage. His plan was working...
He had led the remainders of his human band far and wide across the lands, waving away their puzzlement and saying something like, "Aw, we's scouts dis place, yah, fer Papos." If they couldn't see any reason Lord Papos Rulakel would be interested in forests and mountains miles away from his kingdom, they kept silent.
Eventually, Warghui led them up a steep rocky slope, following a small stream through the mountains. They grew worried... The goblin remained silent, merely picking a path ahead and keeping to himself, his expression slightly troubled. In truth he was wondering if he would ever get a chance to escape from the humans, and put his plan into action... Warghui grew afraid, despite a few attacks by bears and hoary marmots, the humans were keeping close to him like "Troll shit onna shoes", as he would put it.
Eventually, though, during a stop after several days travel through the rough terrain, they were woken by harsh shouts and warcries, a goblin raiding party was upon them!
Warghui jumped up, ready to shout to them that he was on their side, but he stopped himself. These goblins were from a rival tribe, enemies of his own, so he instead plucked his dagger from his belt and hastily rubbed sleep from his red eyes with the back of his hand.
A fierce battle was joined, with the goblin bandits cutting down most of the humans swiftly, leaving only a few of Warghui's oldest companions from Foldedbalanced.
Warghui himself danced between the puzzled attackers, striking at the enemy goblins with almost unnerring accuracy, killing a lot of them before they even realised he wasn't one of theirs.
And now we come to the present, with eerie silence descending on the mountain pass, broken only by groans of a few grieviously wounded humans.
Warghui looks over the scattered corpses, seeing little loot of value, then steps towards a silver scimitar still held by a bloody hand, attatched to the gruesome corpse of one of the rival goblins...
He just stoops to pick it up when the silent is shattered by a sudden shout.
"I am Dostngosp Malignedgutter!" Came a cry, a large female goblin bounding down from the rocky cliffs, a bow gripped tightly in her fist as she glared at Warghui angrily from across a mountain brook.
"I is knows you, Warghui Kutsmobzon!" Warghui was startled, and squinted his eyes as he peered at her... Then sudden realization hit him, and he grimaced. She had lived in his village when he was young, before...
"We was s'pose' to be marries, Warghui! But I no pretty enough fer you, hey? You was ruttin' wif dat other gobbo, whiles we was even engaged!" The female goblin scowled, and Warghui shouted a protest, looking rather mortified as the battered, blood-smeared remainders of his human army watched in utter confusion.
"Nah, nah!" Warghui shouted, "I is liked ya too, yah! I woulda ruts wif you, too, once we was married!"
But this just seemed to make her angrier, and she strung an arrow and fired, an arrow hitting Warghui in the leg.
'Women!' He thought silently as he dived to one side with a scowl, 'So emotional! So I slept with someone else, while we were going to be married... So?! Would've been happy to do her, too, but instead she goes and becomes a bandit and starts killing people...'
He hit the ground, rolled, ducked behind one of his soldiers who still stood, using them as cover briefly as he readied himself, then broke into a sprint, heading towards the small stream, his face set in a silent snarl as he raised his dagger, jinking side to side as he ran...