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Author Topic: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing  (Read 2241 times)

Jreengus

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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2010, 12:07:21 pm »

But I don't want to have any kind of hookers! I want the money without the downside of having hookers attached!

When your legs stop working and women stop paying any attention to you, you will lose any ambivalence you have about hiring a prostitute.
It's not an objection toward prostitutes but more toward sex in general.

Although it would probably be wise to stop this derail here. After all I sense many more ahead before this topic eventually gets locked.
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Grakelin

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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2010, 12:10:04 pm »

In that case, you wouldn't get any prostitute money, because you don't require sex for your psychological well-being. You're in dire straits, friend.
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Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2010, 12:11:43 pm »

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Is there any way of getting the money without having to spend it on hookers?

Some creative definitions of "citizenship" and "power of attorney" ... and one very well-paid "I Love Ewe".
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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2010, 09:02:25 pm »

If my legs stop working I'm attaching pneumatic pumps to them and operating them with a steel-shod power fist.  The ladies love cyborgs.
Wrong millenium, they want vampires now.

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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2010, 10:29:08 pm »

If my legs stop working I'm attaching pneumatic pumps to them and operating them with a steel-shod power fist.  The ladies love cyborgs.
Wrong millenium, they want vampires now.

Dangit. You mean I went and had that surgery for nothing?
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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2010, 11:02:15 pm »

There's a way to have both.
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Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2010, 02:30:34 am »

Yeah, but blood tends to clog an artificial liver.
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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2010, 05:08:21 pm »

Yeah, but blood tends to clog an artificial liver.

And artificial hearts.
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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2010, 05:23:12 pm »

What's this discussion about, I'm confused by the combination of links...
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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2010, 05:25:04 pm »

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And this thread iswas about the Dutch getting sexual healing from nurses in Dutchland.
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