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[Jreengus]

But I don't want to have any kind of hookers! I want the money without the downside of having hookers attached!

When your legs stop working and women stop paying any attention to you, you will lose any ambivalence you have about hiring a prostitute.

It's not an objection toward prostitutes but more toward sex in general.

Although it would probably be wise to stop this derail here. After all I sense many more ahead before this topic eventually gets locked.

[Grakelin]

In that case, you wouldn't get any prostitute money, because you don't require sex for your psychological well-being. You're in dire straits, friend.

[Forumsdwarf]

Is there any way of getting the money without having to spend it on hookers?

Some creative definitions of "citizenship" and "power of attorney" ... and one very well-paid "I Love Ewe".

[Euld]

If my legs stop working I'm attaching pneumatic pumps to them and operating them with a steel-shod power fist.  The ladies love cyborgs.

Wrong millenium, they want vampires now.

[Fossaman]

If my legs stop working I'm attaching pneumatic pumps to them and operating them with a steel-shod power fist.  The ladies love cyborgs.

Wrong millenium, they want vampires now.

Dangit. You mean I went and had that surgery for nothing?

[Grakelin]

There's a way to have both.

[Tack]

Yeah, but blood tends to clog an artificial liver.

[Nilocy]

Yeah, but blood tends to clog an artificial liver.

And artificial hearts.

[Creamcorn]

What's this discussion about, I'm confused by the combination of links...

[Zangi]

* Zangi

Grumbles to himself and boards up the shop.


And this thread iswas about the Dutch getting sexual healing from nurses in Dutchland.