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Author Topic: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing  (Read 2229 times)

Zangi

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Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« on: March 15, 2010, 10:21:28 am »

Yes, Dutch people are saying that nurses are obligated to provide Sexual Healing.  The worst part? They get it. The bastards.  If we can't have it.  Noone else can.  So the Nurse's Union better win this. 
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Interesting tid-bit of information: Statistics say its #3 song for them Dutch folk...  Wonder if the Canadians and New Zealanders are doing the same behind our backs....

On another note, its a good song.  At least the shorter version, I prefer that.
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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2010, 10:51:22 am »

Wow. That some nurses actually did it is what strikes me the most.

The interesting tid-bit is not so interesting, the #3 is "peak position", or the highest place that song has ever attained in the charts, which is probably a long time ago.
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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2010, 11:15:02 am »

Wow. That some nurses actually did it is what strikes me the most.

The interesting tid-bit is not so interesting, the #3 is "peak position", or the highest place that song has ever attained in the charts, which is probably a long time ago.

Hey, you can't really say that this song hasn't influenced any thinking there.... >.>  40-ish year old man askingdemanding some healing?  Seems about the right demographic. 10 years old when the song first came out.  Give or take 10 years of being popular....

But then, I'm grasping at straws just for the hell of it.  I really just want to see what other people here think...  >.>
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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2010, 11:17:02 am »

Well, not being able to have sex due to being disabled can have a major psychological effect, and really make people depressed.

The Result: You can actually get money from the government to spend on hookers.
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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2010, 11:22:23 am »


ey, you can't really say that this song hasn't influenced any thinking there.... >.>  40-ish year old man askingdemanding some healing?  Seems about the right demographic. 10 years old when the song first came out.  Give or take 10 years of being popular....

If music was that influential then there would be a lot more murders.

Seriously music is entertainment, not an excuse to go around demanding people to have sex with you.
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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2010, 11:23:20 am »

Is there any way of getting the money without having to spend it on hookers?
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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2010, 11:32:23 am »

Is there any way of getting the money without having to spend it on hookers?

Really really cheap hookers?
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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2010, 11:33:12 am »

But I don't want to have any kind of hookers! I want the money without the downside of having hookers attached!
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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2010, 11:37:36 am »

But I don't want to have any kind of hookers! I want the money without the downside of having hookers attached!

Buy the really really cheap hookers for one of your friends then?

Or give 20 bucks to one of your friends and claim he/she is a hooker?
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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2010, 11:39:01 am »

Well, not being able to have sex due to being disabled can have a major psychological effect, and really make people depressed.

The Result: You can actually get money from the government to spend on hookers.
  Doesn't seem like this would fly in the US... especially if its public knowledge...

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ey, you can't really say that this song hasn't influenced any thinking there.... >.>  40-ish year old man askingdemanding some healing?  Seems about the right demographic. 10 years old when the song first came out.  Give or take 10 years of being popular....

If music was that influential then there would be a lot more murders.

Seriously music is entertainment, not an excuse to go around demanding people to have sex with you.
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But then, I'm grasping at straws just for the hell of it.  I really just want to see what other people here think...  >.>
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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2010, 11:49:26 am »

But I don't want to have any kind of hookers! I want the money without the downside of having hookers attached!

I think you'll need a receipt, or at least a governmental-approved disabled-people escort service. I just made that last one up but it really wouldn't surprise me if they did exist.

*google-fu*

Yes, they exist. Government-approved escort service foundations for disabled people.
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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2010, 11:51:40 am »

Darnit, I came here thinking you were demanding sexual healing, and looking for a bay12er to meet up with and do the naughty.

Disappointing thread.
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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2010, 11:53:14 am »

This is weird.
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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2010, 11:54:54 am »

But I don't want to have any kind of hookers! I want the money without the downside of having hookers attached!

When your legs stop working and women stop paying any attention to you, you will lose any ambivalence you have about hiring a prostitute.
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Re: Literal Demand for... Sexual Healing
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2010, 11:57:24 am »

If my legs stop working I'm attaching pneumatic pumps to them and operating them with a steel-shod power fist.  The ladies love cyborgs.
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