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Karnewarrior

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #975 on: January 26, 2013, 04:59:07 pm »
At this point this thread has just become a place for injokes and a minor sigtext foundry for me. I mean hell, I could put up:

Dwarf Fortress: There's a panda orgy in the dining hall and Urist is invited!

And I doubt anyone would care. Toady certainly doesn't.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #976 on: January 26, 2013, 11:11:49 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on January 26, 2013, 04:59:07 pm
Dwarf Fortress: There's a panda orgy in the dining hall and Urist is invited!
Actually, that's how I'm going to start describing Dwarf Fortress to people from this day forwards.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #977 on: January 27, 2013, 02:36:43 pm »
You want the dorf? You can't handle the dorf!
And the stuff on my sig
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #978 on: February 14, 2013, 06:43:53 pm »
Dwarf fortress: Time has no meaning here
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #979 on: February 15, 2013, 05:42:13 am »
Dwarf Fortress: World's first simulator of crimes against nature.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #980 on: February 15, 2013, 01:46:51 pm »
-I am not the author to this.

Dwarf Fortress: Every dwarf, every dwarven man, women, and child, that comes to our forts will die there; it's truly sad when you think about it. And we ask our selves, why? Why do we push forward, knowing this fate, that we are destined for failure? Because, this game grasps the concept of mortality. Some games you can never lose, but we all stop eventually, causing a 'death' to those game's 'worlds'. Dwarf Fortress gives us a definite end, knowing that we will leave that world eventually, and move on to more..
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #981 on: February 15, 2013, 02:06:15 pm »
Quote from: trekkie5249 on January 24, 2013, 08:23:14 pm
Dwarf Fortress: It's magma all the way down!

Love this one.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #982 on: April 07, 2013, 02:37:32 am »
Despite the fact that Losing is Fun, is, in all likelihood, the best option, I shall advance a suggestion or two. Apologies if any of these have already been used.

Dwarf Fortress: !!SCIENCE!! never sleeps.
Dwarf Fortress: Anything other games can accomplish, we did 10 years ago, backwards and in ASCII.
Dwarf Fortress: What is real life?
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #983 on: April 07, 2013, 03:53:40 am »
Dwarf Fortress: You Will Lose
Dwarf Fortress: The first game is always a refreshing experience. With Death.
Dwarf Fortress: Fear not the enemy hordes! The moody dwarfs will take care of your fortress from within!
Dwarf Fortress wants you to be overseer! (Uncle Sam propaganda picture frame with dwarf)
Dwarf Fortress, where as long as you know what to do, infinite energy brings forth infinite potential for infinite mayhem. (Subtitle in small characters) May not always deliver mayhem on enemy forces.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #984 on: April 07, 2013, 05:43:46 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Where da Socks At
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #985 on: April 07, 2013, 09:25:31 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Fantasy-themed Magma-Powered Fun Simulator.

Indirect reference to Team Fortress' 2 War-themed Hat Simulator.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #986 on: April 07, 2013, 01:13:38 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Fuck You!

Dwarf Fortress: No Moral!

Dwarf Fortress: No Moral, Fuck You!

Dwarf Fortress: And then everyone died.

Dwarf Fortress: You already lost.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #987 on: April 08, 2013, 06:11:57 am »
genocide in the name of profit.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #988 on: April 08, 2013, 07:36:41 am »
Dwarf Fortress: When in doubt, throw more corpses at it.

Dwarf Fortress: Our corpses will block out the sky!...and the grass, and the ground, and the blood will get everywhere, and our disembodied limbs will get stuck in trees, and..
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #989 on: April 08, 2013, 09:53:14 am »
Dwarf Fortress:More than 1000 posts about a tagline, none better than Loosing Is Fun.
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