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Urist McCheeseMaker

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #960 on: September 08, 2012, 04:33:48 am »
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Quote from: Helgoland on September 03, 2012, 03:07:04 pm
Dwarf Fortress: The answer is 42. The question is "Into how many parts can a goblin be processed?"

That seems a little on the low end. I'm almost certain the weapon traps out front managed an even 50.

You need death-towers to do it right. I'm sure a proper tower can reach beyond 50. If you must, you could even have the gobbos land on one of those fancy weapon traps of yours.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #961 on: September 08, 2012, 09:48:27 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: "Your tearing me apart, Urist!"
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #962 on: September 09, 2012, 02:36:16 pm »
Dwarf fortress: Can someone be decapitated by a flying scrotum in YOUR game?

Dwarf fortress: Fuck hammers. We kill colossi by throwing bunnies.

Dwarf fortress: What do you mean "Cancels sleep, unconscious"?

Dwarf fortress: Mass farming, then murdering merfolk because their bones are worth more than anything else you have.

Dwarf fortress: Our women have beards.

Dwarf fortress: You grab his 2nd left molar with your upper arm.

Dwarf fortress: Fucking giant kiwi's. . Terrifying elephants. . Badgers? Just give up.

Dwarf fortress: A strange mood has befallen Toady one. He's still in the workshop, by the way.

Dwarf fortress: 4. pixel shader and a 3d graphics processor requirement? I'm so happy for you. This game will still lag on your pc.

Dwarf fortress: U mad bro?
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That's what I think, anyway.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #963 on: September 11, 2012, 01:47:00 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: If you see words, you are'nt trying hard enough.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #964 on: December 03, 2012, 11:24:54 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: The drug that abuses right back!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #965 on: January 20, 2013, 04:42:37 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: You gotta fight, for your right, to paaaaaaartay!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #966 on: January 20, 2013, 05:46:54 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Settling on scorching, full of fire land isn't a serious problem.
Dwarf Fortress: Beware the hoofed animals!
Dwarf Fortress: Even a mere dwarf peasant can do surgery on heart, successfully.
Dwarf Fortress: Crundles? These are just animals.
Dwarf Fortress: Have better music than Justin Bieber, even when is turned off.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #967 on: January 22, 2013, 02:29:48 pm »
"A punishment is fun, and here you are constantly punished."

Well, a punishment is fun in DF at least. It's nasty stuff out otherwise.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #968 on: January 22, 2013, 02:57:58 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Every play a game that turns you into a sadist AND an evil scientist? Play now!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #969 on: January 22, 2013, 03:21:19 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Fetch me my platinum warhammer.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #970 on: January 22, 2013, 11:56:18 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Disregard sanity, acquire currency
Dwarf Fortress: 'cause who needs Magic armor when you have a Magma cannon?
Dwarf Fortress: Dig Deep. Dig Hard. Dig Long.
Dwarf Fortress: Shock, Awe, and the Dwarven Way.
Dwarf Fortress: Friendship means Magma
Dwarf Fortress: Seven drunk midgets get on a wagon. The punchline is up to you.
Dwarf Fortress: The worlds first Gabbrobox game!
Dwarf Fortress: They hide, they sneak, they cheat and steal, they try and try to no avail, the gabbro walls, they still stand tall, the gabbro wall, to crush them all!
Dwarf Fortress: Make Satan your bitch and God your butler.
Dwarf Fortress: Chertpunk Scifi.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #971 on: January 23, 2013, 12:16:14 am »
Maybe I'm an old fuddy duddy, but I think our 'motto' works just fine as our tag line. It's snappy enough for me.  :P
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #972 on: January 23, 2013, 06:19:41 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Shock and awe. And magma.

Dwarf Fortress: Blood, sweat, tears, and about twenty other bodily fluids.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #973 on: January 24, 2013, 08:23:14 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: It's magma all the way down!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #974 on: January 26, 2013, 03:56:45 pm »
Losing is Fun is perfect imo.
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