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[brainfreez]

Dwarf Fortress ; menaces with spikes of kitten leather .

Dwarf Fortress ; where falling feathers can kill you .

Dwarf Fortress ; your worst enemy - the sponge .

[TomiTapio]

Dwarf Fortress: Elf, Kobold, Human...they all burn pretty much the same in magma.

Seconded!

[Helgoland]

Dwarf Fortress: If it bleeds, it can be killed. Unless it can't be. Then it will be slowly and horribly tortured instead.

[AutomataKittay]

Dwarf Fortress: If it bleeds, it can be killed. Unless it can't be. Then it will be slowly and horribly tortured instead.

wouldn't it be;
Dwarf Fortress: If it bleed, it can be killed. If it don't, cave in on it.

[Hanslanda]

Dwarf Fortress: If it bleeds, it can be killed. Unless it can't be. Then it will be slowly and horribly tortured instead.

wouldn't it be;
Dwarf Fortress: If it bleed, it can be killed. If it don't, cave in on it.

Nah, it would be:

Dwarf Fortress: If it bleeds, we can kill it. If it can't die, we know how to make obsidian.

[Joben]

Dwarf Fortress: If it wasn't text based it would break the "M" rating.

Dwarf Fortress: 256 symbols. 1,000,000 ways to die.

Dwarf Fortress: Have you ever wanted to build a 14th Century version of the lab from The Andromeda Strain complete with face melting toxins? Now you can!

Dwarf Fortress: Caution May Contain Elves.

Dwarf Fortress: Player cancels life, must dig deeper.

Dwarf Fortress: This Game Menaces With Spikes of Awesome.

[WaffleEggnog]

Dwarf Fortress: 256 symbols. 1,000,000 infinate ways to die.

I second this one.

[darkrider2]

Dwarf Fortress: Fuck winning, we've got fun.

[Hanslanda]

For bay12, but also DF:

It is the 2nd Millennium. For more than a decade The Toad has sat immobile on the Golden Office Chair of Washington State. He is the Master of Bay 12 by the will of the internet, and master of a million bytes by the might of his inexhaustible coding. He is a restless mathematician writhing invisibly with power from the Modern Age of Technology. He is the Amphibian Lord of the Twelfth Bay for whom a thousand suggestions are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly sleep.

Yet even in his sleepless state, the Toad continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty threads cross the bot-infested remnants of Various Nonsense, the only route between the distant boards, their way lit by the Forum Guidelines, the digital manifestation of the Toad's will. Vast usergroups give discussion in his name on uncounted sites. Greatest amongst his users are the Lower Forumites, the Bay Watchers, socially abnormal angry debators. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Upper Forumites and countless Escaped Lunatics, the ever vigilant ThreeToe and the mafia aficionados of the Forum Gamers to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to completely ignore the nonexistant threat from trolls, heretics, spammers - and worse.

To be a Bay Watcher in such times is to be one amongst untold hundreds. It is to post in the cruelest and most hilarious network imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of scripted events and 3D graphics, for so much has been discarded, never to be retried. Forget the promise of cell shading and multiplayer, for in the moderate dimness of the here and now there is only Dwarf Fortress. There is no peace amongst the Bay, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting Watchers."

[Askot Bokbondeler]

dwarf fortress: 42? wrong, the answer is magma

[brainfreez]

dwarf fortress : kitten meat biscuits ?

[Helgoland]

Dwarf Fortress: The answer is 42. The question is "Into how many parts can a goblin be processed?"

[StLeibowitz]

Dwarf Fortress: The answer is 42. The question is "Into how many parts can a goblin be processed?"

That seems a little on the low end. I'm almost certain the weapon traps out front managed an even 50.

[Peacefulfoot the Bloody]

Don't know if it's been said before but,


Dwarf Fortress: FINISH HIM!

[darkrider2]

DF: Its raining outside and now my eyes are bleeding.