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Author Topic: This game needs a tag line  (Read 328526 times)

Karnewarrior

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #930 on: August 16, 2012, 08:57:37 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: calling Urist Mcanthony
Dwarf Fortress: Devil Game
Dwarf Fortress: The Husks Arise
Dwarf Fortress: Banned on six planets. Three of them don't even have a population!
Dwarf Fortress: Go ahead. Make my day.
Dwarf Fortress: Catch the virus.
Dwarf Fortress: the forgotten syndrome
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #931 on: August 16, 2012, 09:02:29 pm »

Dwarf fortress: OH SHI-
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #932 on: August 16, 2012, 09:08:46 pm »

Given the amount of traps, enemies, and accidents (both real and in quotations), and forum allusions to specific accents, maybe...
"Dwarf Fortress: Not one of you's gonna survive this!"

Otherwise,
"Dwarf Fortress: Come Get Some"
"Dwarf Fortress: The only limitation is you (and your computer)"
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #933 on: August 16, 2012, 09:31:18 pm »

This used to be in my signature but I moved it to the sigtext thread where my full sig lives.

To paraphrase...

Dwarf Fortress: the only cost is the cost of your processor.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #934 on: August 17, 2012, 05:58:49 am »

Dwarf Fortress: The Only Game That Makes You Really Want a 4x Faster CPU.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #935 on: August 17, 2012, 06:59:03 am »

DF: Beat people to death with their own appendages!

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #936 on: August 17, 2012, 10:08:24 am »

Dwarf fortress; Where "cat food" has an entirely different meaning.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #937 on: August 17, 2012, 03:20:24 pm »

DF: save scum to win!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #938 on: August 17, 2012, 07:03:18 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Introducing the power of coding!

Dwarf Fortress: We make up for graphics with about 3 textbooks worth of coding.

Dwarf Fortress: Just replace the dwarves with politicians, and you get a working politics sim!

Dwarf Fortress: Magma; elven genocide; kitten slaughter; beards.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #939 on: August 17, 2012, 09:49:59 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Where you kill babies to save FPS but feel emotional when one of your seven settlers die.

Dwarf Fortress: Beware its addictiveness.

Dwarf Fortress: Recommended specs of; 6ghz dual core processor, 8gb of DDR3 RAM and a graphics card from a calculator.
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We just need to get Toady to embed a Lisp interpreter into DF.  Learning lambda calculus in order to play the game wouldn't make DF's learning curve much steeper.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #940 on: August 18, 2012, 01:11:19 am »

Not by me.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #941 on: August 18, 2012, 06:59:26 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Where 90 simulation-ticks per second is The SkyCloud Of Eternal Beer, and 10 ticks is The Abyss Of Mopping.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #942 on: September 01, 2012, 12:11:34 am »

Not by me.
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Whoever made this, made my fucking day. That thing is damned awesome.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #943 on: September 01, 2012, 01:04:25 am »

Not by me.
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Whoever made this, made my fucking day. That thing is damned awesome.
Forgot symtomes.

Dwarf Fortress, the only game were you can throw up your lungs!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #944 on: September 01, 2012, 10:08:23 am »

Dwarf Fortress: The only game where losing your own limbs INCREASES your kill count.

Dwarf Fortress: You will learn to appreciate geologists in a way you'd never considered before.

Dwarf Fortress: Elf, Kobold, Human...they all burn pretty much the same in magma.

Dwarf Fortress: Redefining the laws of physics since the Bush years.
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Generally, when one is conducting an experiment, it is worth noting that the observers went insane, killed each other, and then rose from the dead.
It's like DF inhaled a peanut.
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