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Author Topic: ADAMANTINE ADVENTURES!!! ASCII suggestion (STARTED!)  (Read 7145 times)

ed boy

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Re: ADAMANTINE ADVENTURES!!! ASCII suggestion (STARTED!)
« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2010, 12:02:04 pm »

>Develop romantic interest in female dwarf
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« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2010, 12:07:56 pm »

>Develop romantic interest in female dwarf
But stay inside the wall.
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« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2010, 01:22:39 pm »

Go south and see what that brown thing is.
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« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2010, 01:23:55 pm »

>Run away screaming with the female dwarf over your head.
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« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2010, 05:40:04 pm »

Throw the female dwarf over the wall (or try if were not that strong yet)
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« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2010, 09:18:37 pm »

>Develop romantic interest in female dwarf
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« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2010, 10:53:24 pm »

well you pretty much HAVE no inventory.
But ill state it...
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Inventory:
Pigtail shirt
pigtail leggings
goblin leather shoes

Oh and a pigtail bag...
And hobo gloves...


Go south and see what that brown thing
(Its a door, ive forgotten the ASCII text for door so im just using that instead... if it makes any differnce its a wooden door... sorry for the crappy colours but there doesnt seem to be any better shades of brown...)
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> Kiss a woman and order her to stay where she is.
> Mine the wall to get to the elf! Rage!
You attempt to kiss the female dwarf, and after you do she bonks you on the head with her mace (Shes a recruit macedwarf/civilian with a mace.)
"Geeze urist! If i knew that this is what you were trying to do ild never have brought you here!" she sighs, "You know this is taking a great risk for me..."

You try to mine the weak natural wall down, but the female elf quickly stops you.
"What are you? INSANE? Are you TRYING to get us killed?" she whispers harshly.

>Develop romantic interest in female dwarf
But stay inside the wall.

"AGAIN urist?" she whispers in a harsher tone, "Is that ALL you think about! Maybe some other time but not now, its dangerous! You wanted to see an elf and there you go trying to spore me!"

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>Run away screaming with the female dwarf over your head.
Throw the female dwarf over the wall (or try if were not that strong yet)
you manage to throw your arms around the female dwarf and pick her up over your head, she once again hits you in the head with the mace, making you drop her with a somewhat lound clunk which would have attracted the attention of the elf if it wasnt buzy fighting with the damn dirty apes.
"Armok... Is your libido so much that you cant control yourself?" she practically whispers in the harshest tone possible by her.

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Meanwhile outside...
The human who is flying\flung back was flung back further.
The other human had his knees ripped off and his entire left arm which was then broken into two peices.
The elf looks like its in a rage.
Also you remember the way you came a bit.




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« Last Edit: March 07, 2010, 11:35:32 pm by silhouette »
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2010, 11:18:08 pm »

Go out and wall off any exit there is.
If there isn't an exit, make a 1x10 farm.
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« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2010, 11:21:36 pm »

Go out and wall off any exit there is.
If there isn't an exit, make a 1x10 farm.
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pardon?

Where do you want to exit from?
The weak walled dirt is see through and can almost be walked through.
So go down the hallway?


Nvm, i understand.
So you want to go down and try to wall off the exit? so you and the female dwarf are trapped together?
« Last Edit: March 07, 2010, 11:29:37 pm by silhouette »
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« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2010, 11:32:26 pm »

Ahem... no one saw what i said here.
« Last Edit: March 07, 2010, 11:34:49 pm by silhouette »
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Re: ADAMANTINE ADVENTURES!!! ASCII suggestion (STARTED!)
« Reply #41 on: March 08, 2010, 12:29:14 am »

Take the female dwarf mace and attempt to throw her over the wall again.
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« Reply #42 on: March 08, 2010, 12:39:43 am »

Attempt to throw things through the wall. Obviously we can ta-
>Develop romantic interest in female dwarf
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« Reply #43 on: March 08, 2010, 12:44:47 am »

Can we burn her or not? If we can...

> burn the female dwarf's clothes
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« Reply #44 on: March 08, 2010, 12:46:52 am »

>Organize party at stone table.
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