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[silhouette]

ADAMANTINE ADVENTURES


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look at that face... would that face ever hurt you?

So!
I felt that "You are in a dark room" was going a little slow and decided to do this as a side project.
Its pretty much the same, except this gets some glorious ASCII pictures, the tone is completely differnt (where in "You are in a dark room" its more of a horror, and serrious, while as this... well i dont think you can describe dwarf fortress in one word...
Aswell as this takes place in a differnt world, mostly based on dwarf fortress/ adventure mode, but you only control one dwarf.

The legendary Lord Urist Kusack!

Also note that i use a differnt ascii system than dwarf fortress, but a lot of things are the same.

[silhouette]

background:

Born from boring, stupid un-original dwarven parents (A.k.a normal dwarfs) who died of thirst soon after Urist Kusack was birthed.
Due to the lack of parents Kusack was soon adopted by the fortresses local cat lady, who had currently collect a thousand cats.
Now the cat lady had a thing for the name "dagger", which was in dwarven "urist", and it was shown by her cats, which were ALL named urist.
Being the complete idiot dwarves are she named him urist aswell, and as you can imagine this made things extreamly complicated while he lived with her, which was not very long as Urist was fated for a lot of disaster before Armok intervened...

Seven years after he had been adopted, the fortress was attacked by a goblin party in hopes of aquiring vast wealth and supplies to fend off the elven scum.
Everyone in the fortrest was destroyed except for two people, Urist and an unnamed dwarf escaped, although from differnt sides of the fortress, urist was smart enough at the time to quickly run to the closest human town and act like a very hairy midget...

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Kusack was driven mad by the inefficency of his fellow "Dwarves", who he didnt think of dwarves at all, too relient on traps that didnt work and they never used dwarven inginuity.
And now he was trapped in a crumbling apart fortress underattack by the dreaded elves!
Armok was pleased with the anger inside Kusack, and decided to slowly add powers to the poor dwarven peasant...
Thus the begining of the players side of the story... (Remember this isnt FULLY silly/supid, its just less to quite a lot less serrious than "You are trapped in a dark room...")


( the -'s are parts that i will add later... ill just put up the screen shot so that true play can commence...)

[silhouette]

Background...

After countless universes had been created and destroyed, armok had gotten rather bored, the only thing he felt that was worthy of his attention, was the legendary creatures of those universes.
Creatures like "Cacame", "ironblood" and other great creatures that were far better than the races they originated from...

Armok pondered on how such magnificent creatures came to be, the name "ironblood" seemed to indicate that they had something special in their veins, that they may have been born with specific elements inside them.
For "ironblood" it was obviously "iron".
And for "cacame awemadine (sp)" it was obviously... awsome lemonade?
So Armok wondered upon the idea of the strongest material even created, adamantine!

And so Armok fashioned together the last universe, a universe to top all others, a universe so great that all the universes before it, even those that gave birth to the legendary creatures, would be "pocket" like compared to it.
Thus armok sewed together fragments of the previous universes and parts of armok himself together and created..."Enit'namada", after the great creature that was to be born there...

Armok spawned the generic creatures all across the universe, being carefull to put the same amount per planet, and then armok began to sleep...

Aeons passed, evolution occured, only the strongest remained alive, all the weak were cutted out of the worlds!
When Armok awoke, he was vastly impressed, especially since on the surface it looked like there was peace and love throughout the lands.
But after taking a closer look, Armok saw that every moment was filled with hatred, distrust, and lies!

A luxurious banqueet hosted by a relative in your honour?!
The relative was most likely trying to KILL you and ALL your friends! (Sir tarinth and his brother Mebzuth)

A king giving a gift to another land?
The king will most likely be sending the entire kingdoms stockpile of fecal matter! (The famous incident of king Layonus the third)

A shopkeeper giving a customer a discount?
The item will most likely be malfunctioned and ultimately DESTROY the hero and everything around it! (A few incidents of this happened before, especially the "Teehee" incident with the clown doll and "!!Devinity!!" the sword which summoned a thousand HFS which promptly destroyed everything in the area then were sucked back into the sword.)

But the creature he was mostly impressed with, which was unusual as it was his least favorite most often, was the ELVES!
Now most hearing this tale would be disgusted by such a claim!
But it is TRUE!
These are not the elves of the previous universes, but rather one of the most deadliest creatures to date...

Instead of their ancestors from the previous universes who loved dancing and frolicking in nature, and giving a warning to the dwarves that theyre cutting down too many trees then never following up with action.
These elves would ANHILIATE a creature who as so much TOUCHED a blade of grass (their brethern was an exception.), and thus their forrest were devoid of any animal life.
One aspect that the elves kept was when they sent caravans, they loaded up with mostly rope reed crap (but these elves differ as the rope reed things were either, a) highly flamable. or b) already on fire), rarely would they send anything else.
And the animals that the previous elves were famous for? These elves would bring COMPLETELY MANGLED creatures, one would wonder how in hell it managed to survive, that or they brought ferriocous animals that could rip a titan in half in one swipe but still managed to look as innocent as a fluffy wambler in their cage....

So Armok decided to bestoy on the elves, another legendary creature, but as he was weaving the fabrics of time and space, a lonely weak dwarf stood up to the neigh unstopable elves, tackling the elf Armok was targetting out of the way and thus brought the full force of Armoks blessings/power down upon the dwarf...
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This incident was known as the "OMGWTFBBQ" incident, where nothing survived in a 10,000m radius, not even a cockroach...
The poor dwarves limbs flew across the universe and landed on all four corners of it!
And there they stand as monuments to that poor, brave dwarf, taking a stand for dwarven kind...

[silhouette]

PLAYER INTERACTION STARTS NOAAAAAA.

(remember you are not all powerfull yet, you are just a normal dwarf... and the other races are usually stronger than you and your bretheren...


Note: in regards to walls...
St = strong
No = normal
We = weak
--N = natural
--C = constructed
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You are in a room with a dead human, a female dwarf, yourself, and a vastly weakend wall which you can see out of...
You can see a human being flung away by the elf and the elf and another human wrestling...

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Kill the fish!

[Phantom]

Kill the water!

[silhouette]

heey .
thats only a preview screen...lol...

When i post a new picture in "player interaction start" thats when the game actually starts... lol...

but aaanwayyy...
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"you leap over the skeletal carp, reflecting the bolts at the skeletal carp.
You let out a heartly laugh, beard jiggling and all, then thank the humans for their gifts.
Now that you are over the carp you laim for the water, you arch enemy!
Urist starts bashing the water with his sheild and his mace..."

[Phantom]

>Divide by zero

[xdarkcodex]

Burn the grass!

[silhouette]

You focus your mental capacity and devide by zero.
A miniture blackhole appears and the water now cascades into it, atlast your arch enemy is mostly defeated!

The grass is already burning with a new form of attack you have created, ELVEN FLAMES!
Literally, elven corpses spread from grass patch to grass patch (tiles).

[Phantom]

Divide by zero AGAIN.

[xdarkcodex]

Throw a burning elven corpse into the river!

[silhouette]

(Background of the universe is updated, will begin on background of Lord Urist Kusack.
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Urist focuses all his mental capacity and divides by zero again, this time aiming for the mountain...
The entire MOUNTAIN is sucked into the blackhole and releases the demons from the deep, who only had a few seconds to fire a few fireballs before they were sucked into the blackhole, which Urist promptly ate like the blandest food ever created.
Urist then jelous of the blackhole jumped into it and started beating the atoms into nothingness then destroyed the blackhole out of anger, then jumped out back onto land.

Urist then leaps across the river past the humans and skeletal carp and picks up a flaming elf corpse.
Urist then promptly throws the elven corpse into the water at full force that the body goes through 10,000,000 z levels, passing through 900 "clown cars" along the way... which were immediatly destroyed by the mear thought of Urist being above them.
And thus, we find out how bottomless pits are made...


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These elves would ANHILIATE a creature who as so much TOUCHED a blade of grass (their brethern was an exception.), and thus their forrest were devoid of any animal life.

Damn... im going to have to draw this now...

[xdarkcodex]

> evil laugh!

[Phantom]

Divide by Zero to the whole WORLD.