Background...
After countless universes had been created and destroyed, armok had gotten rather bored, the only thing he felt that was worthy of his attention, was the legendary creatures of those universes.
Creatures like "Cacame", "ironblood" and other great creatures that were far better than the races they originated from...
Armok pondered on how such magnificent creatures came to be, the name "ironblood" seemed to indicate that they had something special in their veins, that they may have been born with specific elements inside them.
For "ironblood" it was obviously "iron".
And for "cacame awemadine (sp)" it was obviously... awsome lemonade?
So Armok wondered upon the idea of the strongest material even created, adamantine!
And so Armok fashioned together the last universe, a universe to top all others, a universe so great that all the universes before it, even those that gave birth to the legendary creatures, would be "pocket" like compared to it.
Thus armok sewed together fragments of the previous universes and parts of armok himself together and created..."Enit'namada", after the great creature that was to be born there...
Armok spawned the generic creatures all across the universe, being carefull to put the same amount per planet, and then armok began to sleep...
Aeons passed, evolution occured, only the strongest remained alive, all the weak were cutted out of the worlds!
When Armok awoke, he was vastly impressed, especially since on the surface it looked like there was peace and love throughout the lands.
But after taking a closer look, Armok saw that every moment was filled with hatred, distrust, and lies!
A luxurious banqueet hosted by a relative in your honour?!
The relative was most likely trying to KILL you and ALL your friends! (Sir tarinth and his brother Mebzuth)
A king giving a gift to another land?
The king will most likely be sending the entire kingdoms stockpile of fecal matter! (The famous incident of king Layonus the third)
A shopkeeper giving a customer a discount?
The item will most likely be malfunctioned and ultimately DESTROY the hero and everything around it! (A few incidents of this happened before, especially the "Teehee" incident with the clown doll and "!!Devinity!!" the sword which summoned a thousand HFS which promptly destroyed everything in the area then were sucked back into the sword.)
But the creature he was mostly impressed with, which was unusual as it was his least favorite most often, was the ELVES!
Now most hearing this tale would be disgusted by such a claim!
But it is TRUE!
These are not the elves of the previous universes, but rather one of the most deadliest creatures to date...
Instead of their ancestors from the previous universes who loved dancing and frolicking in nature, and giving a warning to the dwarves that theyre cutting down too many trees then never following up with action.
These elves would ANHILIATE a creature who as so much TOUCHED a blade of grass (their brethern was an exception.), and thus their forrest were devoid of any animal life.
One aspect that the elves kept was when they sent caravans, they loaded up with mostly rope reed crap (but these elves differ as the rope reed things were either, a) highly flamable. or b) already on fire), rarely would they send anything else.
And the animals that the previous elves were famous for? These elves would bring COMPLETELY MANGLED creatures, one would wonder how in hell it managed to survive, that or they brought ferriocous animals that could rip a titan in half in one swipe but still managed to look as innocent as a fluffy wambler in their cage....
So Armok decided to bestoy on the elves, another legendary creature, but as he was weaving the fabrics of time and space, a lonely weak dwarf stood up to the neigh unstopable elves, tackling the elf Armok was targetting out of the way and thus brought the full force of Armoks blessings/power down upon the dwarf...
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This incident was known as the "OMGWTFBBQ" incident, where nothing survived in a 10,000m radius, not even a cockroach...
The poor dwarves limbs flew across the universe and landed on all four corners of it!
And there they stand as monuments to that poor, brave dwarf, taking a stand for dwarven kind...