Webadict is a Jester.
Yeah, right. I come up with legitimate reasons to lynch someone, AND I'm a Jester. Uh huh. I mean, I didn't try to get everyone off of me at L-2 (I even thought it was L-1). Because, you know, all of this makes sense.
See, we COVERED THIS ALREADY. I don't think your reasons are legitimate enough. I have scum, I'm not going to get distracted chasing after your target.
Do you even know WHY you're asking for an Extension? You just are. The person you're voting for is currently up to be lynched, so it seems very pointless, wouldn't you agree?
You're assuming I'm lynching him for the sake of making him dead, which is a wonderful way to paint a scumtell on me that isn't there. So thanks for the WIFOM.
I know exactly why I'm asking for an extension.
Bayer: Why do you continue to push me? I'm already at 5 votes, and you're the only one who has made a serious attempt at it.
Because you're not nervous.
Because I want to hear him talk. I THINK he's scum but I don't know it, and I'd like to KNOW it before he's dead. YOU taught me this, Webadict. YOU helped me learn in the Beginner's Mafias that this was what you did with scum, and YOU expect me to believe that you'll just turn around and drop that without some being-scum? No. No, I refuse to do that.
I doubt you know a whole lot, but you're not going to listen because you think I'm a Jester because somebody threw out the WIFOM that I'm a Jester and therefore are susceptible to anything.
Watch: Mr.Person is a Cult! Oh no!
I think you're Jester, and I don't listen to you because
every post you make damns you further.You want him to sit there and let everyone vote him? Yeah, okay, let's do that. He's trying to find a legitimate person to vote, bringing up plenty of evidence. So what if he wanted to pressure someone. Didn't dakarian? Huh... OH WAIT.
What. The. Fuck. I'm beginning to see how you could be a jester.
Yeah, okay, you do that.
You guys are seriously morons. You don't even know what you're saying half of the time, making things up. I'm pretty sure you're only saying I'm a Jester because dakarian said it. So, once dakarian is dead and comes up scum, what then? Am I going to still be a Jester?
Probably, yes. Unless you're recruited into a cult or something.
I know what you must be thinking: "DURR... BUT I ARE A MORON." And you'd probably be right. Wanna know a big secret? You're the reasons we lose. We have perfect... logical... reasons. But, one person will throw out WIFOM and you'll all fester around it, procreating your own WIFOM until you believe nothing, screw yourself and the town over, and then lose.
You have your "perfect... logical... reasons"? Gee, I don't see those anywhere. Webby, you won't even back up your perfect logical reasons. Silence is concession, and you just went silent on practically my
entire goddamn post, instead resorting to wide attacks at my general direction.
And you expect us to believe you're town.
It's just... such... bad playing. I literally have to facepalm every time I read comments like that. If I were in the same room as you, I would take a tire iron and beat you several times. It'll leave you with severe mental and physical limitations, but you'll be better off in the long run.
So, short of it: You're creating WIFOM to make people think I'm a Jester.
Gee, that conclusion followed logically from the set of little more than insults that preceded it!
But, luckily, I can prove my role. So, suck a lemon.
And how, dear sir, do you propose to do that, oh Mr. Cop Roleblocker?