Alright, I have a thing for ninjas. So I decide to train as a ninja. First I have a dojo built in a nearby mountain area with a lot of wildlife (At least there were about thirty animals running around.) and make my character go off on his quest to find the dojo. Well he finds it, and I left for him black dyed plant clothing and steel weapons, and a lot of supplies so he doesn't die in isolation. Well he trains for a while, killing the wildlife and swimming in a small nearby pool. When I feel strong enough to kill anything, I leave and start acting as a mercenary. Or trying to. It takes five different entities before I get a job, which thankfully is assasination. So I go to the town, sneak into the inn, and strangle the mayor. He dies easily, and I sneak back out, but I get caught walking out the door. Suddenly the whole town is after me and manage to chase me up the temple, where I end up fighting six priests at the top. I look down from the small floor and see that almost everyone is below me, and that there was a pool nearby. Now I thought that if I jumped in, I'd survive. I jump, fall, fall, fall, then slam into the water. I break critically injure my lower body and get surrounded by the entire town at the sides of the pool. So I start throwing various objects out, swim quickly to a nearby opened area, and right when I reach the side, THE POOL FREEZES.
What's more is, a game year or two later, the person who gave me the mission died. Ironically by the same village he assigned me to attack killing him.
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