My biggest BS death is when I had to much corpse of fallen comrades in my inventory. So I set a tree on fire at let the bodys burn. Out of fucking nowhere, 6 Lion's charge at me, as two tainted harpy's are at the distance. My guy is a Javalineer, therefor, he is great at throwing spears (legendary throwing) so I managed to kill 4 lions by throwing copper spears at them, but when they got me one got a lucky shot on my arm and tore it off, dropping my shield, As I was running i forgot about the Harpy's. One got me in my lower leg and broke it, so now im running with about 500 speed or so and i figure to make a last stand. I pull out my steel spear (One of my Dwarven companions, as Nippon's don't have steel arson) and start stabbing the harpy's to death, as I killed the last one, the lions managed to get 1 tile behind me. I killed all the lions so I figured im perfectly fine for now. I begin walking to my fallen comrades and out of no where "Your having trouble breathing!" Im like WTF because im no where near the fire. I look at my guy and his lung is bruised. so i just start running to get the bones and travel. Then i get a mortal wound and pass out. When my guy wakes up, I see two more lions. So as i killed one, I passed out and the other one tore both my Legs off, now i Know im just fucked. So when i wake up, i stab it to nothing, then i just die of blood loss. THATS BULLSHIT. Ohh, and did i mention i had Iron Armour on?
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