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[Cthulhu]

I assume I learned bad words from my parents.  They swear quite a bit, but they do control themselves.

[Taco Dan]

How do you remember when you learned the "bad" words?

I only remember always knowing them...

I didn't know then until about third grade when I saw Fuck on the side of a portable.

[Muz]

Hmm... I remember one 'corrupting' dictionary. It had an illustration of a very scantily clad girl under the definition of "lingerie". I was so embarrassed about bringing it to school that I glued that illustration closed (it was at the corner of a page). I'm glad that there's no Malay word for "oral sex".

[CobaltKobold]

How do you remember when you learned the "bad" words?

I only remember always knowing them...

I didn't know then until about third grade when I saw Fuck on the side of a portable.

I was exposed to that word at age...hmm, can't remember exactly. 4?

[Cthulhu]

On the long-abandoned subject of adding numbers left to right, I just learned some kind of blasphemous ritual to multiply without indentation/addition.

Spoiler: Heresy (click to show/hide)

25
13x


Multiply 3 and 5 as normal and carry.  Cross-multiply 2*3 and 1*5, add them and the carried 1.
Put that down and carry as normal

1
 25
 13
 25

Multiply 2 and 1 and add the carried 1, as normal.

25*13=325

My mind was blown away like a baby with a parachute in Chicago.

[Duke 2.0]

 

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That doesn't make much sense to me. Mostly because (2*3)+(1*5)+1 = 12.

[Cthulhu]

Is it?  Sometimes my brain just doesn't work, and I have to run blind.

Also, that's totally what I did.  What'choo talkin' about, Duke?

[Aqizzar]

I assume I learned bad words from my parents.  They swear quite a bit, but they do control themselves.

Supposedly, one of the first words I learned was "dammit".  My father would say that whenever appropriate, and I'd exclaim DAMMIT when I fell over learning to walk.

Or something like that.  Also, he and I went to see the South Park Movie in theaters like five times, when I was about 12.  We memorized the songs.  To this day, we randomly break into bouts of "Uncle Fucker".

[Leafsnail]

I assume I learned bad words from my parents.  They swear quite a bit, but they do control themselves.

Supposedly, one of the first words I learned was "dammit".  My father would say that whenever appropriate, and I'd exclaim DAMMIT when I fell over learning to walk.

Or something like that.  Also, he and I went to see the South Park Movie in theaters like five times, when I was about 12.  We memorized the songs.  To this day, we randomly break into bouts of "Uncle Fucker".

There's definately something ironic here .

[Cheddarius]

hawt

[Cthulhu]

Drip edge?  Is that what they're calling it now?

Crazy kids.

[Taco Dan]

hawt

O.O
This is no place for such smut!

[Cheddarius]

I WILL NOT BE SILENCED

[ein]

I WILL NOT BE SILENCED

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This one is pretty good, but I prefer number II.
The eaves in that one were amazing.

[Taco Dan]

I'm imagining a middle aged man sitting in front of his T.V. "Oh yeah, you're a naughty roof... Show me those ridges... Yeah, that's it."