Look for these shows on COYOTE, UNP and ABE networks for the next season!
-Extreme surgical makeover!
Eight average people are selected to undergo EXTREEEME plastic surgery, and you get to watch every bit! Making this an EVEN MORE EXTREEEEEMEEEE than extreme makeover, Viewers can text in to suggest how to improve each "guest", and each surgery is accompanied by 3D-computo-graphic simulatron to show exactly what the surgeons plan to do. At the end of the season, the families that can recognize their "guest" get an extra 10,000 dollar bonus prize!
-Exploding Jobs
Carl Molinterry visits viewer-suggested jobs where THINGS EXPLODE. Watch as Carl blunders about with his team of cameramen while he tries to see who has the EXPLODIEST job in AMERICA!
-ENIGMA
A sci-fi series set on an abandoned air force base on a tropical island. The 85 inhabitants awaken from an amnesiac sleep and gradually discover that they have abilities beyond the human norm... or do they? And what about the mysterious government conspiracy that threatens the entire world... or does it?... or does it?
-Politi-Hammer
Joe Hammer, political mastermind, gives you your weekly fair an balanced look at how the Obama administration in particular and democrats and liberals in general are ruining the United Christian States of God Bless America.
-Walmart Moments
An average American family lives, laughs, loves, and prays, resolving this week's crisis through the help of God and the Wal-mart corporation's incredibly useful stores. Now presented with no commercial breaks!