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TV lineup for 2010
« on: January 02, 2010, 05:10:57 pm »
Look for these shows on COYOTE, UNP and ABE networks for the next season!

-Extreme surgical makeover!
Eight average people are selected to undergo EXTREEEME plastic surgery, and you get to watch every bit! Making this an EVEN MORE EXTREEEEEMEEEE than extreme makeover, Viewers can text in to suggest how to improve each "guest", and each surgery is accompanied by 3D-computo-graphic simulatron to show exactly what the surgeons plan to do. At the end of the season, the families that can recognize their "guest" get an extra 10,000 dollar bonus prize!

-Exploding Jobs
Carl Molinterry visits viewer-suggested jobs where THINGS EXPLODE. Watch as Carl blunders about with his team of cameramen while he tries to see who has the EXPLODIEST job in AMERICA!

-ENIGMA
A sci-fi series set on an abandoned air force base on a tropical island. The 85 inhabitants awaken from an amnesiac sleep and gradually discover that they have abilities beyond the human norm... or do they? And what about the mysterious government conspiracy that threatens the entire world... or does it?... or does it?

-Politi-Hammer
Joe Hammer, political mastermind, gives you your weekly fair an balanced look at how the Obama administration in particular and democrats and liberals in general are ruining the United Christian States of God Bless America.

-Walmart Moments
An average American family lives, laughs, loves, and prays, resolving this week's crisis through the help of God and the Wal-mart corporation's incredibly useful stores. Now presented with no commercial breaks!
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Re: TV lineup for 2010
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2010, 06:04:08 pm »
People still watch TV?

Wait, people on DF forums watch TV!?
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Re: TV lineup for 2010
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2010, 06:08:20 pm »
 Christ, are you still watching FOX?
 Get me some lineups from other stations.
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Re: TV lineup for 2010
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2010, 06:13:08 pm »
Quote from: Creamcorn on January 02, 2010, 06:04:08 pm
People still watch TV?

Wait, people on DF forums watch TV!?

You mean You haven't watched Dwarfbusters? Where Urist McSavage and Cog McHyneman test various Dwarven Rumors,Myths and Magma uses?
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Re: TV lineup for 2010
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2010, 06:47:04 pm »
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Re: TV lineup for 2010
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2010, 06:50:28 pm »
And people wonder why I just watch the news.  It's new material every day.  Yikes, the King didn't slaughter enough elves this week!  Oh what's that wacky ex-Duchess going to say this time?  But wait, the Ambassador Consort got himself trapped in the well again!  Well nevermind, the old Hammerer just wants to talk about killing Elves some more.

Quote from: Rilder on January 02, 2010, 06:13:08 pm
You mean You haven't watched Dwarfbusters? Where Urist McSavage and Cog McHyneman test various Dwarven Rumors,Myths and Magma uses?

The most Dwarven Dwarves on television.
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Re: TV lineup for 2010
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2010, 06:54:39 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on January 02, 2010, 06:50:28 pm
And people wonder why I just watch the news.  It's new material every day.  Yikes, the King didn't slaughter enough elves this week!  Oh what's that wacky ex-Duchess going to say this time?  But wait, the Ambassador Consort got himself trapped in the well again!  Well nevermind, the old Hammerer just wants to talk about killing Elves some more.

Quote from: Rilder on January 02, 2010, 06:13:08 pm
You mean You haven't watched Dwarfbusters? Where Urist McSavage and Cog McHyneman test various Dwarven Rumors,Myths and Magma uses?

The most Dwarven Dwarves on television.
Cept that one survival show with the dwarf who is dropped with no survival gear to go out and make it to the safe zone across a giant river filled with super hippos and carps.
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Re: TV lineup for 2010
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2010, 06:57:54 pm »
Quote from: Hippoman on January 02, 2010, 06:54:39 pm
Quote from: Aqizzar on January 02, 2010, 06:50:28 pm
And people wonder why I just watch the news.  It's new material every day.  Yikes, the King didn't slaughter enough elves this week!  Oh what's that wacky ex-Duchess going to say this time?  But wait, the Ambassador Consort got himself trapped in the well again!  Well nevermind, the old Hammerer just wants to talk about killing Elves some more.

Quote from: Rilder on January 02, 2010, 06:13:08 pm
You mean You haven't watched Dwarfbusters? Where Urist McSavage and Cog McHyneman test various Dwarven Rumors,Myths and Magma uses?

The most Dwarven Dwarves on television.
Cept that one survival show with the dwarf who is dropped with no survival gear to go out and make it to the safe zone across a giant river filled with super hippos and carps.

Wait, which one are you talking about?  The one that does all the engraving himself, but it's kinda dull and boring?  Or the one who messes with hippos and eats beetles and vomit, but everything is set up for him?  I mean, have you seen the next season?  He tries to pretend he's being chased by a damn wagon.
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Re: TV lineup for 2010
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2010, 07:02:01 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on January 02, 2010, 06:57:54 pm
Quote from: Hippoman on January 02, 2010, 06:54:39 pm
Quote from: Aqizzar on January 02, 2010, 06:50:28 pm
And people wonder why I just watch the news.  It's new material every day.  Yikes, the King didn't slaughter enough elves this week!  Oh what's that wacky ex-Duchess going to say this time?  But wait, the Ambassador Consort got himself trapped in the well again!  Well nevermind, the old Hammerer just wants to talk about killing Elves some more.

Quote from: Rilder on January 02, 2010, 06:13:08 pm
You mean You haven't watched Dwarfbusters? Where Urist McSavage and Cog McHyneman test various Dwarven Rumors,Myths and Magma uses?

The most Dwarven Dwarves on television.
Cept that one survival show with the dwarf who is dropped with no survival gear to go out and make it to the safe zone across a giant river filled with super hippos and carps.

Wait, which one are you talking about?  The one that does all the engraving himself, but it's kinda dull and boring?  Or the one who messes with hippos and eats beetles and vomit, but everything is set up for him?  I mean, have you seen the next season?  He tries to pretend he's being chased by a damn wagon.
Yep that one.
That one right there.
Or that one. Not sure it's either that one or that one.
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Re: TV lineup for 2010
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2010, 07:02:34 pm »
And then there's the one where he begins talking to the fluffy wamblers... poor bastard, there was blood everywhere!
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Re: TV lineup for 2010
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2010, 08:27:34 pm »
Are you two talking about Survivor Man and Man against Wild?
i'd wana be part of the conversation too...
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Re: TV lineup for 2010
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2010, 09:09:41 pm »
Quote from: Creamcorn on January 02, 2010, 08:27:34 pm
Are you two talking about Survivor Man and Man against Wild?
i'd wana be part of the conversation too...
Yes. Yes we are.
Or maybe not.
It's either yes or no.
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Re: TV lineup for 2010
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2010, 09:12:30 pm »
Quote from: Hippoman on January 02, 2010, 09:09:41 pm
Quote from: Creamcorn on January 02, 2010, 08:27:34 pm
Are you two talking about Survivor Man and Man against Wild?
i'd wana be part of the conversation too...
Yes. Yes we are.
Or maybe not.
It's either yes or no.
I'll answer his question, as you'll just stay obscure about this.
 Yes.
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Re: TV lineup for 2010
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2010, 11:52:21 pm »
I like watching Survivor Man more.  The feeling of isolation is the best part.
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Re: TV lineup for 2010
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2010, 11:59:31 pm »
Quote from: ToonyMan on January 02, 2010, 11:52:21 pm
I like watching Survivor Man more.  The feeling of isolation is the best part.
Its more real to me than Man vs Wild and was way more useful information. You know him and his wife went out and lived in the Canadian wilderness for a few months and they made a movie you should check it out.
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