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Why can't we use the poll anymore?

Because I set the closing date too soon
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Because it was lame.
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Because everyone hated it.
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Because nobody used it.
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Voting closed: November 30, 2009, 12:43:18 am


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Author Topic: Let's Play Adventurer Mode: Chapter 4-4: SPACE/TIME REWIND!  (Read 8564 times)

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Re: Let's Play Adventurer Mode: Chapter 1-1 -- DON'T YOU BRING MY PARENTS INTO THIS!
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2009, 06:15:51 pm »
go kill 5 elfs and 5 gobbos :3
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I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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Re: Let's Play Adventurer Mode: Chapter 1-1 -- DON'T YOU BRING MY PARENTS INTO THIS!
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2009, 06:26:02 pm »
Maybe seek recruits? If none will join you, rip and tear.
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Re: Let's Play Adventurer Mode: Chapter 1-2 -- RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2009, 08:01:55 pm »
leave and then return with an army of drunks
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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Chapter 1-3
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2009, 10:13:03 pm »
The people have spoken it's time to...
Leave the DARK FORTRESS alone?
I think they mean we should go and gather a party first, level up and prepare, so...

Looks like we need a montage!






OH SHI-

SPIDER QUEEN
AAAH!

Oh well, that's one down, countless more to go!
Find out who's next in: Chapter 2-1: A new hero approaches!

« Last Edit: November 28, 2009, 10:49:41 pm by Taco Dan »
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Let's Play Adventurer Mode: Chapter 1-3 -- We need a montage!
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2009, 11:55:13 pm »
you couldive used dwarf companion to buff up your adventurer abit so we can get to the gory goodness
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Re: Let's Play Adventurer Mode: Chapter 1-3 -- We need a montage!
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2009, 12:05:35 am »
Quote from: garfield751 on November 28, 2009, 11:55:13 pm
you couldive used dwarf companion to buff up your adventurer abit so we can get to the gory goodness
Maybe if I can find out how to use it...
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Let's Play Adventurer Mode: Chapter 1-3 -- We need a montage!
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2009, 12:16:24 am »
its easy just (T)ravel out of a town open Dwarf companion up slect your adventurer and buff up a few stats

i can also do it for you if you like
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Chapter 2-1
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2009, 12:28:04 am »
Our new hero is...

'Urist McAwesome II' Anusclaws?

I...
He...
That was the randomly generated name...

And with DF companion up it shouldn't be much of a problem.


Haunted area... hmm...

What should we do next?

« Last Edit: November 29, 2009, 12:45:58 am by Taco Dan »
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Let's Play Adventurer Mode: Chapter 1-3 -- We need a montage!
« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2009, 12:53:09 am »
strangle the carp out of skeletal ground hogs
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Re: Let's Play Adventurer Mode: Chapter 1-3 -- We need a montage!
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2009, 06:23:44 am »
Quote from: garfield751 on November 29, 2009, 12:53:09 am
strangle the carp out of skeletal ground hogs

No! Go to the river and bash the carp out of skeletal carp with skeletal groundhog carp! Or throw it at them more preferably, to avoid any unnecessary watery death.
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Re: Let's Play Adventurer Mode: Chapter 1-3 -- We need a montage!
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2009, 07:26:12 am »
nawwww strangle and break some zombies until you become legendary wrestler. then you can head to a town and recruit some swords and hammers
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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Chapter 2-2
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2009, 08:40:42 am »
It looks like it's time to strangle zombies! let's go!

I am immediately attacked by a purple omega:

It's a...
a...
A...
GIANT...
FLYING...
JELLYFISH...

It grabbed me by my fifth toe, right foot...
That's my favorite toe you SON OF A WHORE!

NOBODY touches that toe but me! NOBODY!

I then run across a group of green slimes and...

But not to worry, with the aid of DFCompanion, I will become...
Zombie McAwesome!

Unfortunately nothing wants to attack me because I'm a zombie, so I attack everything instead!
Also, because I'm a zombie, all of my clothes fell of and I'm killing wolves WITH MY BARE HANDS. Luckily I made myself a legendary wrestler so I'm kicking their asses.

Somehow I managed to punch a grizzly bear IN THE HEAD, and hit both ears, both eyes, it's neck and it's throat.


Now I'm going to walk up to a dark fortress and conquer it!
MUAHAHAHA!

Dark fortress after dark fortress is defeated and noone can survive my zombie onslaught! Soon the whole WORLD kneels before me, people chant my name, I amass millions of DBs in treasure and gold!

When in reality I died a few more times...
Ah well...
Give me more suggestions and I will take them in Chapter 3-1: ???


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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Let's Play Adventurer Mode: Chapter 2-2: YOU DIRTY CHEATER!
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2009, 09:11:38 am »
an elven play now!

male.

name: elf mchugger
profesion: thief.

the story: to steal all the equipment needed from the human towns and then to decimate the capital without dying.
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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Re: Let's Play Adventurer Mode: Chapter 2-2: YOU DIRTY CHEATER!
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2009, 09:48:06 am »
Quote from: skaltum on November 29, 2009, 09:11:38 am
an elven play now!

male.

name: elf mchugger
profesion: thief.

the story: to steal all the equipment needed from the human towns and then to decimate the capital without dying.
Hmm...
That would take more than one person and a shit-ton of equipment... I'll do it, once I get sleep...
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Let's Play Adventurer Mode: Chapter 2-2: YOU DIRTY CHEATER!
« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2009, 09:54:49 am »
yay for elfyness.

tip: if you want to buy most of the basic crap first (backpack) then if you've got the patience keep picking up soil and then sell it. after about 5 minutes of this you should be able to buy a backpack
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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