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Author Topic: WorkerDrone's Fairgrounds  (Read 1487 times)

WorkerDrone

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WorkerDrone's Fairgrounds
« on: November 19, 2009, 12:10:19 am »

Spoiler: Raeg in 3, 2, 1... (click to show/hide)

Current Topic: Buwha? And also sleep now.

I...

But...

Who...

Me?

Still?

Jesus Christ. I'm one complicated guy.
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Re: WorkerDrone's Fairgrounds
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2009, 12:39:46 am »

Hmm, now that was odd.
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Re: WorkerDrone's Fairgrounds
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2009, 01:30:48 am »

Maybe you should have a rant to start a rant thread.
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Re: WorkerDrone's Fairgrounds
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2009, 01:44:25 am »

Oh ho?

Okay, so my girlfriend Juniper is out of town until Saturday, to visit her friends, and there's nothing I can do about it because I work during the week. Now that doesn't mean I have anything against her at all, quite the opposite, I had to convince her to go at all. But that's part of the reason for my starting depression. And now it's just an ebbing lonelyness, which as the WorkerDrone, merely makes me feel a great unsatiable rage.

And the worst part about all of this is, I can't even properly express that rage because now I'm overwhelmed in confusion.

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Re: WorkerDrone's Fairgrounds
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2009, 02:21:06 am »

1. Prepare something special for her that she'll love
2. Wait until she gets back on Saturday
3. ???
4. Profit
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Re: WorkerDrone's Fairgrounds
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2009, 02:39:42 am »

I like L_D'ths idea. You should be alright. Seriously, you have to deal with it for two or three days, tops.

Also - this thread makes you into one of the higher-order forumites. Have fun on your pedestal. It's madatory.
« Last Edit: November 19, 2009, 03:03:01 am by Tack »
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Re: WorkerDrone's Fairgrounds
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2009, 08:47:49 am »

I third Lord Dakoth - Anticipate the AWESOME future, not the suck now!

Make tomorrow your bitch!  Boo-yah!
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Re: WorkerDrone's Fairgrounds
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2009, 09:04:24 am »

Make tomorrow more than your bitch! Make it your slave!

May require whips and possibly illegal chemicals.
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Re: WorkerDrone's Fairgrounds
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2009, 09:07:02 am »

I'm afriad I'm going to have to stop you there. Tomorrow belongs to no man.

It belongs to all mankind.
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Re: WorkerDrone's Fairgrounds
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2009, 09:09:59 am »

Make tomorrow more than your bitch! Make it your slave!

May require whips and possibly illegal chemicals.


MUWAHAHAHAHAAHA!


I'm afriad I'm going to have to stop you there. Tomorrow belongs to no man.

It belongs to all mankind.

Then mankind will have to learn to share.  OR ELSE.
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Re: WorkerDrone's Fairgrounds
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2009, 09:14:05 am »

Sorry, but that's something it has a notorious track record reguarding such things, and in any case, if tommorow doesn't belong to everyone equally, the it will have already been brought, sold, subdivided, rented, reclaimed in the name of freedom, reclaimed also allegedly in the name of freedom, fought over by the masses, dropped in the gutter and ultimately carried out to sea.
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One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: WorkerDrone's Fairgrounds
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2009, 09:17:48 am »

I already got a taste of tomorrow... Taste's like... Sparklepires... uugghh...
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Re: WorkerDrone's Fairgrounds
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2009, 09:19:06 am »

Perhaps we're better off without it then.
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One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: WorkerDrone's Fairgrounds
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2009, 09:19:55 am »

Serve it up with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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Re: WorkerDrone's Fairgrounds
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2009, 09:23:55 am »

I would, but I'm afraid of getting sued.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.
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