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[LordSlowpoke]

put a bangin' donk on it

[Calidovi]

Tried to get a dead fly off my finger by flicking my arm through the air.

Clipped the desk corner with my finger, and now it hurts like hell. Probably gonna get a bruise under the nail.

The fly also probably infected it.

Prepare to amputate.

[GiglameshDespair]

Tried to get a dead fly off my finger by flicking my arm through the air.

Clipped the desk corner with my finger, and now it hurts like hell. Probably gonna get a bruise under the nail.

The fly also probably infected it.

Prepare to amputate.

It was a different finger. It was on my pointer finger (not sure what the actual term is), and it was the tip of my middle finger that hit the desk. Well, tip of my middle finger's nail, which was why it hurt so bloody much.

Better amputate them all then, just to be sure.

[Graknorke]

Um excuse me? I am a dabbling diagnostician and I'm pretty sure greatorder needs sutures on his right kidney, and his left femur removing.

[GiglameshDespair]

That sounds like there is no way that could be incorrect.
Let's do it!

[Rolan7]

I'll fetch some pond water to clean the wound!

[Calidovi]

Um excuse me? I am a dabbling diagnostician and I'm pretty sure greatorder needs sutures on his right kidney, and his left femur removing.

I'll get the lead saw.

[TheDarkStar]

Um excuse me? I am a dabbling diagnostician and I'm pretty sure greatorder needs sutures on his right kidney, and his left femur removing.

I'll get the lead saw.

I'll move a few beds so we have a hospital, but I'm on break for the next 300 days. No problem, right?

[Rolan7]

It's cool, I'm planning on leaving the pond water in the hallway on my way back and throwing a party.  I think the current one's about to end.

[Calidovi]

Um excuse me? I am a dabbling diagnostician and I'm pretty sure greatorder needs sutures on his right kidney, and his left femur removing.

I'll get the lead saw.

I'll move a few beds so we have a hospital, but I'm on break for the next 300 days. No problem, right?

Just pick up that blood-stained yet unused bandage from when we tried performing surgery on that vampire whenever you get a chance.

[Rolan7]

I think Dagger dumped it down the well for some reason...

[Calidovi]

OH BLOODY FUCK WHY IS MY LIVER ON THE FLOOR!?

Don't worry, it's back on the table now. Just wipe off the basalt dust and it'll be fine.

[itisnotlogical]

I need to be back in school I am so sick of all the dumb little things in my family life. I miss having artificial goals and feeling like I'm doing a nebulous "something that matters". I mostly miss the breakfast sandwiches and cappuccino maker in the little student cafe.

[Worldmaster27]

uuuuuugh I think I've caught something my throat hurts and this usually means I'll feel like shit in the morning.

This has nothing to do with the fact that I haven't gotten more than 5 or 6 hours of sleep a night for the past week and a half or so I'm sure

also since I didn't mention this before, I'd broken up with my former significant other, which was a good thing for me, but once again I've managed to mess things up and make them cry so weeee *sigh*

[TheBiggerFish]

uuuuuugh I think I've caught something my throat hurts and this usually means I'll feel like shit in the morning.

This has nothing to do with the fact that I haven't gotten more than 5 or 6 hours of sleep a night for the past week and a half or so I'm sure

also since I didn't mention this before, I'd broken up with my former significant other, which was a good thing for me, but once again I've managed to mess things up and make them cry so weeee *sigh*

Oof.
Good luck there.