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[Darvi]

Then you get omelettes.

[Yoink]

I hope so, 'cause I'm going to chuck them on the stove anyway. Geronimo, etcetera.

Edit: Oh lawd, this is shaping up to be the biggest culinary fuckup I've had since the 'microwave rice' incident.
I think my next post is gonna be in the Terrified thread.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

God I am such a failure who does nothing productive.

I know that feel.

As do I.
You're not a failure though, Spehss_. Not even close.

[Furtuka]

I've never made scrambled eggs with milk. I'm rather confused as to what's the issue?

[Rose]

Have you seen yoink's avatar?

That is his cooking experience.

He was trying to make cereal.

[Xantalos]

-snip-
'Without children your life will never be complete!'

Yeah, screw that idea. Like me some money and free time.

Relevant.

You people go ahead and do the opposite of what you're biologically intended to do, I'll be over here raising small mes.

You wanna go raise small imperfect half-copies of you, go ahead. I'll be over here buying a clone of myself and looking into transferring my mind into a computer database. True continuation of the self!

[flame99]

...Who makes scrambled eggs with milk?!

Seriously. Is that a thing? I've never heard of that.

[BFEL]

GAH why is it always Sunday?!

FUCK YOU enjoyment-based perception of time...asshole.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Have you seen yoink's avatar?

That is his cooking experience.

He was trying to make cereal.

The best kind of cooking experience is when you try to make cereal and summon a Shoggoth instead,

[Yoink]

...Who makes scrambled eggs with milk?!

Seriously. Is that a thing? I've never heard of that.

Who doesn't?

Anyway, the end result was simply sad, as opposed to terrifying. Sad and slightly charred, as well as filled with way too much onion*.
Oh well, at least I survived.


_{*Onion is good in any quantity, except for when there is actually more onion than omelette. Whoops.}

[Jopax]

You should try adding carbonated water (club soda? whatever it's called) next time, not a lot though. It makes them all big and fluffy

[hops]

The people that think depression is just you going 'Oh, I feel sad right now' irritate me to no end.

I've not had it, but anyone with an inkling of intelligence would know that 'I feel sad' would not be able to make people go and try and commit suicide, or just lay in bed all day, or end up fucking their life over.

HRRG! You have a fucking brain! USE IT!

It's not that easy to know when you're a mild case.

I really can't tell if I'm depressed or if I'm a bitch.

[Xantalos]

The people that think depression is just you going 'Oh, I feel sad right now' irritate me to no end.

I've not had it, but anyone with an inkling of intelligence would know that 'I feel sad' would not be able to make people go and try and commit suicide, or just lay in bed all day, or end up fucking their life over.

HRRG! You have a fucking brain! USE IT!

It's not that easy to know when you're a mild case.

I really can't tell if I'm depressed or if I'm a bitch.

I get that a lot. It's hard to tell if I'm just a lazy fucker or very mildly depressed sometimes.
I personally think it's just the lazy side since whenever there's something I actually want to do like go meet with my friend or go to karate or RP in a forum game I go all-out on it, but if I don't really want to do something but have to, like write a paper for college, I can't.
Or maybe that means the other one, I dunno.

[TD1]

Have you seen yoink's avatar?

That is his cooking experience.

He was trying to make cereal.

Dear lord please don't be talking about the dog one...   

[Arx]

I think it's safe to assume he meant the current one.