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[Urist Imiknorris]

And old people.

[technicallyAdventurer]

My neighborhood is full of old people, I can assure you, though I believe the rednecks are more towards northern Florida. From what I've seen, atleast.

[Sirus]

Ah, Saint Patrick's day. A day when people get excessively drunk and do stupid crap like drive while excessively drunk. And I gotta work late, which means my chances of running into one of these drunken idiots skyrockets :l

[Spehss _]

Ah, Saint Patrick's day. A day when people get excessively drunk and do stupid crap like drive while excessively drunk. And I gotta work late, which means my chances of running into one of these drunken idiots skyrockets :l

And I gotta work late, which means my chances of running into one of these drunken idiots skyrockets :l

Pun? Seems like a pun. A dark pun. Good luck.

[Tawa]

And I gotta work late, which means my chances of running into one of these drunken idiots skyrockets :l

When I reread that sentence, I momentarily misinterpreted it as the drunk people setting off model rockets or something.

[Gentlefish]

I was on antidepressants for a few days, enough to start feeling a difference, and also enough time for one of those "call your doctor" side effects to show up. gdi, now that I'm off of them I know something is wrong because I can actually physically feel the depression.

[Tack]

Now that I'm off of them I know something is wrong because I can actually physically feel the addiction.

Facetious, but funny to the evil.
Hopefully they find something better for you Puff.

[WillowLuman]

Passed out while working on school stuff while at home, need to finish stuff tonight. But jeez, I feel horrid. I'm burning up and sweating.

[Bohandas]

And I gotta work late, which means my chances of running into one of these drunken idiots skyrockets :l

When I reread that sentence, I momentarily misinterpreted it as the drunk people setting off model rockets or something.

Change it from St.Patrick's to Infependence Day and it's perfect for a pun

[Orange Wizard]

I'd totally celebrate Infependence Day.

[Tack]

Inferpendence Dae.

[Sirus]

Ah, Saint Patrick's day. A day when people get excessively drunk and do stupid crap like drive while excessively drunk. And I gotta work late, which means my chances of running into one of these drunken idiots skyrockets :l

And I gotta work late, which means my chances of running into one of these drunken idiots skyrockets :l

Pun? Seems like a pun. A dark pun. Good luck.

A bit of a pun, yes. Thankfully no drunks yet, and I ain't getting back in a motor vehicle anymore tonight.

[JoshuaFH]

I got angry playing TF2 and hit my keyboard, knocking out the spacebar. It didn't function perfectly when I popped  it back in, so I got angrier and smashed the whole keyboard over my knee. I write this now from the built-in onscreen keyboard. I feel fucking stupid, I hate myself.

[Reudh]

I got angry playing TF2 and hit my keyboard, knocking out the spacebar. It didn't function perfectly when I popped  it back in, so I got angrier and smashed the whole keyboard over my knee. I write this now from the built-in onscreen keyboard. I feel fucking stupid, I hate myself.

Rather than hating yourself, maybe you should examine why you reacted that way. Speaking from experience, Hulk Smashing solves nothing.

[Orange Wizard]

... well, it's something to laugh about once you've got a new keyboard, I guess.

Also, you really shouldn't hate yourself for doing stupid things. Everyone does dumb things sometimes.